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why can't we be allowed

Wolfie

Is a lunp
to shoot people???


not to hurt them, just to pull out a gun and shoot them??

just a bit of fun like pop got yer in the middle of the office or something.




also think there needs to be a lwa that every office should have a stress relief tube (punchbag) for kicking the shit out of when the need arises.



what say you????
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
arrrggghhhh

still got a runny wunny nose , poor old gippo, you want mummykins to kiss it all better wetter for dou???



Cowpie!!!
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
motorcavaner i have you know.




in fact



MR. Motorcanavaner to you.


take 20 pills and go into a deep sleep :neenaw: :m :f :f
 

Jono

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Wolfie said:
to shoot people???


not to hurt them, just to pull out a gun and shoot them??

just a bit of fun like pop got yer in the middle of the office or something.




also think there needs to be a lwa that every office should have a stress relief tube (punchbag) for kicking the shit out of when the need arises.



what say you????

Why's it got to be fun? Why can't we mean it, like BANG got yer, yer B'stard! Remember there are two types of people in this world, the quick and the dead...............it has to be argued wether the dead are still here? :violin:
 

Pugwash

Registered User
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My girlfriend wears a t-shirt that reads:

"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them".
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
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Hey Wolfie, you can always go to Hereford on a Sunday. But take a longbow with you. There's a law, that's never been repealed, that says it legal to shoot a Welshman with a longbow in a churchyard in Hereford, on a Sunday. Snag is, can't remember which churchyard.






Oh, Stan & Blu, avoid Hereford on a Sunday...........
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
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Wolfie said:
nah i like the welsh!!! they talk more shit than cockneys!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well, I'm OK then, born in Lambeth and lived in Wales for 13 years:bow:
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
must be or one of the biggest shit talkers around :lol: :lol: :k :k


but i will put you in the first staement %$fan %$fan
 
K

KevKing

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Live in Daytona beach, then you can shoot them- legally! God Bless America!
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
i have decided that guns could hurt even soft foam pellets, so i have decided that instead of shooting them i will just piss on them instead, then they can go around all day stinking of what they really are a streak of piss.
 
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