when everything flows

[Scalesy]

i got all me own teeth, and a full head of hair, just can't find it :neenaw:

Well if you want it back have a word with Gyppo g0551p

 

[chuffmeister]

Nah , saves on shampoo , just wipe n feck off

 

[duncan]

I always find that if you sit on your hand till it goes numb then knock one off the wrist, it feels like someone else is doin it

a hand full of toilet paper soaked in swafega....... just like a woman but your knob wont smell of fish in the morning uke:

 

[Scalesy]

Nah , saves on shampoo , just wipe n feck off

Sounds familiar I use "Head and Shoulders" and not a speck of dandruff.............

On me shoulders and not a speck of hair on me head

Fecking stuff must be using GPS cos its coming out everywhere but up top!:bang:

 

[Zoffo]

My ex used to play fook wid me coz I used to slide it in before she'd even woke up in the morning. She asked why I did't wait till she was awake. I said 'Coz this way I don't have to kiss you'

 

[duncan]

do you think thats why she is now your ex ?

 

[Zoffo]

do you think thats why she is now your ex ?

Could be...actually I think the last straw was when I pissed in her sisters hand bag...snooty cow

 

[bitontheside]

Could be...actually I think the last straw was when I pissed in her sisters hand bag...snooty cow