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when everything flows

Wolfie

Is a lunp
why does it feel like you is half pissed???




things slow down, you glide,





just like now that i am half pissed. :bow: :bow:
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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When you say "When everything flows" do you mean Stella, Black bush, smirnoff etc???
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
Staff member
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When you think about it, that is an interesting saying..
Half pissed.
Its along the lines of A bit dead or somewhat pregnant :p
 
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Zoffo

Guest
Or what do you call an Irish half whit?









































Gifted
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
Staff member
Moderator
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Nooooooo.. we are not all a bit dead..
Parts of us are a dead.. but you cannot have something that is a BIT dead .. either its dead or it it aint !
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
I might have a dead leg, or a dead arm, but it is only a temporary state so you could say it is a bit dead
 
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Zoffo

Guest
At any one time a percentage of cells in your body are dead:p

In my case mostly above the shoulders
 
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R2B2

Guest
Particularly those found within the cranium...... :-:
 
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trophychap

Guest
ha-HAAAAH! "English as she is spoke", methinks!!!!

the phrase 'a bit dead' bears direct comparison to the words put in front of that other word - UNIQUE.

People say:

VERY unique
TOTALLY unique
SOMEWHAT unique
MORE unique
LESS unique etc etc

and none of these things are possible as there are not degrees of uniqueness.

Something is either unique - or it isn't.

Something is either dead, or it isn't.

However it is much more usual to say 'Oo er, me leg's gone a bit dead' rather than 'I have recently been sitting on my foot for a period of about half an hour's duration, which has unfortunately rendered that same lower limb somewhat numb' - isn't it?

Jen
 
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Zoffo

Guest
I always find that if you sit on your hand till it goes numb then knock one off the wrist, it feels like someone else is doin it :p
 

birdinflight

Registered User
I know its quiet up there in Cumbria

Zoffo said:
I always find that if you sit on your hand till it goes numb then knock one off the wrist, it feels like someone else is doin it :p

but its not that bad is it????? :}

(Mum and Dad, Aunt and Uncle live in Silloth)
 
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Zoffo

Guest
birdinflight said:
but its not that bad is it????? :}

(Mum and Dad, Aunt and Uncle live in Silloth)
Nice silloth but it always costs be a fortune on the penny falls in the arcade:bang:
 
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chuffmeister

Guest
birdinflight said:
but its not that bad is it????? :}
Yes he is, Zoffo makes shadrack dingle look handsome 8l1nd
 
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Zoffo

Guest
I'll have you know I scrub up rather well. You only seen one photo taken by a short arse on a cheap camera and me having just done 150 miles on the bike with me visor jammed up in brass monkeys weather. And I appear to be the only one on IXXRA with all me own teeth and a full head of hair.

:f
 
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chuffmeister

Guest
i got all me own teeth, and a full head of hair, just can't find it :neenaw:
 
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