What's the worst

[derek kelly]

Christmas present anyone has aver bought you?

My mother in law is the champion at buying crap prezzies, but she surpassed even her low standards the other year, she bought me a second hand pale blue T-shirt advertising Halifax building society, which she purchased at a car boot sale

 

[HeavensFire]

A pair of handcuffs, covered in purple, fluffy fur! - What are they for?

 

[Codbasher]

Crappy silly socks with a Santa on the side.

Or the sheep lookalike G string/posing pouch that went BAA when you pressed its nose :blush: :bang:

 

[stan the man]

white socks

i feckin hate white socks.get them every year of my mother and give them to charity shops......i feel sorry for them :blush: (who get them instead of me)

 

[Artemis]

A pair of handcuffs, covered in purple, fluffy fur! - What are they for?

Stops the handcuffs leaving marks on the wrists and ankles when you........
Oops, got carried away again :blush:

 

[Artemis]

Crappy silly socks with a Santa on the side.

Or the sheep lookalike G string/posing pouch that went BAA when you pressed its nose :blush: :bang:

Ah, but where was the nose?

 

[CbrDavE]

Willy warmer

they only come in one size

and the're too small.

 

[Floozy666]

It has to be the wonderful pressure cooker that Coddy bought me - (for all you non-domestic males it's a glorified saucepan). Unimpressed to say the least :rant:

 

[ianrobbo1]

you see this fridge??? :}

 

[derek kelly]

It has to be the wonderful pressure cooker that Coddy bought me - (for all you non-domestic males it's a glorified saucepan). Unimpressed to say the least :rant:

As a domestic male I enjoy cooking and one of the best things I bought was a pressure cooker, I would be lost without it.....I'll swap you a T-shirt advertising The Halifax for your pressure cooker

 

[ianrobbo1]

one mans "crap" pressie is anothers "ideal" ahh such is life :blush:

 

[richard]

A lump of cole as a paper weight from my dad :violin:


R :B :B

 

[Artemis]

Willy warmer

they only come in one size

and the're too small.

Rubbish, they come in three sizes
Small
Medium
and LIAR

 

[nkd666]

Last year I got a sweater for Christmas........really disappointing 'cos I was hoping for a screamer, or at least a moaner.


Badoom tish!
Eyethengewe.:}

 

[Jaws]

I bet I know where you get your jokes from NKD..
Data from Star Trek .. Am I right ? c7u8

Nahhhh,, gorra be fair,, that raised a grin that one did !

 

[derek kelly]

My mate asked his son what he wanted for christmas
his son replied "I wanna watch"
so my mate said "Ok but don't make a noise"

 

[SILVERONE]

The outlaws got me a safe, as if I'd got anything to put in it :xm
IDEA how about after Christmas we have a swop present thread ?
Ie the extra large wine glass for the slippers that look like you slipped ur feet up a bunnys arse, and so on.
Sure there's an idea for a Saturday morning kids show somewhere on this theme.

 

[derek kelly]

Sure there's an idea for a Saturday morning kids show somewhere on this theme







Good idea we could call it something like 'Saturday morning swap shop' and get an irritating bearded berk in an awful christmas jumper to host it, you could be onto something here.

 

[Floozy666]

or Bert (will you buy him the jumper or shall I)

 

[duncan]

A lump of cole as a paper weight from my dad :violin:


R :B :B

errr think thats COAL