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What would you do if????

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
There's method in god's madness !
He placed the holes close together so you can pick them up like a six pack when there drunk!:}
 

Samster

chamon motherf*cker
Must be great to be a Lezza - as long as you avoid the 9Volters!

(geddit?)
 

Murt

Letch
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Just like saying it!
Murt
 
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cannonball

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Please Do

:lol: :lol: :lol: Got to second Bob's request Linzi

c7u8
 
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linzi

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well .... lets just say ... Im VERY well paid for what I do :lick:
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
All women are very well paid for what they do !:dunno:

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Cant wait for the flack from this%$fan
 
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linzi

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ohhhhhh !!! .. that was sharp !!! I am told I give extraordinary good value for money !!!
 

richard

Cool as a Cucumber
Originally posted by linzi
ohhhhhh !!! .. that was sharp !!! I am told I give extraordinary good value for money !!!





I give extraordinary good .... Blow jobs


Im outa here
































wate for it
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frenchuk

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Richard, that's a bit too much information that we need right now...8ree!
 
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fat bert

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Lindz~~~~

If I didn't know you better.......................
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well .... lets just say ... Im VERY well paid for what I do

I'd say "TART"

However I DO know that you are very good at what you do - properly qualified in every department - and bloody expensive!!!

Fair to say "you press the right buttons for me hun"

LOL

That'll keep em guessing
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
Linzi would have to press the buttons for you Bert !:}

Because you cant reach them ya SHORT ARSE!!:f
 
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fat bert

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Suppose now~~~

this should be her button!!
 

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cannonball

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You Gotta

Tell us what you are well paid for Linzi :lick: or do you intend to keep us in suspenders??

(Feel free to wear them yourself however) c7u8


:beer:

Bob
 
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frenchuk

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Linzi, at least we now know you'tr not a firefighter R#?
 
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mikew

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Originally posted by linzi
I am told I give extraordinary good value for money !!!


as a "satisfied" customer ........... I'll vouch for that, and as a home visit as well :rolleyes:



no, she's not a nurse .......
 

Pugwash

Registered User
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Re: Lindz~~~~

Originally posted by fat bert
Fair to say "you press the right buttons for me hun"

LOL

That'll keep em guessing

Avon lady?

Bing bong.
 
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linzi

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Originally posted by mikew
as a "satisfied" customer ........... I'll vouch for that, and as a home visit as well :rolleyes:



no, she's not a nurse .......


I know ... that back room of yours is very cosy Mike :blush: Excellent taste in wine too ....
 
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fat bert

Guest
Ah Ha!!!

The Latent Lesbian awakes!!!

and leave Mike's Back Passage alone Lindz!!
 

richard

Cool as a Cucumber
Lezzie night nearly upon us 12 - 14tn March umm :lick: :lick: :lick:



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