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What is a Wolverine?

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trophychap

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Wolverine or Glutton (Gulo Gulo)

The wolverine is a peculiar beast of prey with a robust body and a long haired, dense coat, rather like a bear. It is the largest of all Mustelids, attaining a weight of 20, sometimes 30kg. It inhabits the extensive taiga and tundra regions of Eurasia and North America, but its European distribution is today limited to Scandinavia, northern Finland and the north of the USSR; its American range comprises most of Canada. Interestingly, there is also one shovelling shit in a scrapyard in Hertfordshire. It is nowhere very abundant and in many places and particularly in Europe it is threatened with extinction. Except during the breeding season, the wolverine leads a solitary life. The individual animals have permanent hunting grounds, which for some males may measure 1,000 sq. kms. Wolverines hunt during the day as well as at night in these large areas. Their role in the natural food chain is quite a positive one, as they mostly feed on carrion and usually only attack weak or crippled animals. They are not, however, very popular with trappers, because of their habit of stealing game from traps and provisions from trappers' cabins. Generally, the wolverine's diet is very varied, consisting in summer of birds and their eggs, insects and insect larvae, small rodents (particularly lemmings), berries and oil-rich seeds, and in winter of larger mammals, ungulates, carrion and various chance titbits. Its method of hunting is mostly by trailing, but will also often ambush its prey. It is also fond of stealing prey from other animals. The wolverines mating season begins towards the end of summer and the young are born after a period of latent pregnancy at the end of winter or the first half of spring.
 
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fat bert

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Trophychap~~

That's a really long-winded way to say....

"nice chappie but can't hold his beer"


:beer: :beer: :beer:
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
A Wolverine is a double hard bastard, who watches his prey whilst bending in with his surroundings and then pounces totaly destroys his prey and blends in again. As if he was never there.



Or



A wolverine is one of the undead who is a shit shoveller in hertfordshire.


or

he is the number one Billy Mitchell lookalike in the country (this bit only works if you are blind)


or


he is a geezer who rides a bike and talks borrox with the best of them when he is pissed or sober.


or


he is some furry little creature that people don't want to talk about.
 

PsychoBikerBen

Psychotic Artworker. RIP
I can vouch for the fact

That he can down the alcohol like a trooper.
We certainly put away a good few pints of the black stuff and whisky chasers away @ the beginning of the Chrimbo holls.:beer:
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
And we were still clear enough to lose that old dog who was trying to chat you up!!!!


:-: :yo: :yo:
 

PsychoBikerBen

Psychotic Artworker. RIP
Now I thought we decided not to mention that.

Her mate was OK though or was that just me beer goggles working overtime:} :} :B
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
LOL bollox bert!!



Ben her mate was taller but just as bad the good looking women were the ones with the nice frontage, nicking your matches all night, and the mad birds going all the dancing.........which we will NOT talk about.
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
helen was the lady who drank our beer bought us some and then got you up dancing. sat next to me. Eye candy was next to you (firm breasts girl).
 

PsychoBikerBen

Psychotic Artworker. RIP
Ah yes

'Firm breast girl' - it's all becoming clear again:lick:
Those puppies defied gravity.
And I remember helen as well:rolleyes: :lick:

As for that tall goth bird on ya left - jesus - didn't realise ya could tuck so much flesh into the waistband of a Miniscirt that small
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
The pissed one ???? purple bits in hair, large breasts?? tatoos all over her thighs???




the two that sat opposite you later in the evening blonds, they were def eye candy as well.


the two dogs were the ones down the high street, that try again with us, after we got the chinky.
 
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fat bert

Guest
Steady Lads~~~

Typical night out - darn south...
The pissed one ???? purple bits in hair, large breasts?? tatoos all over her thighs???

:B :B :f
 

birdinflight

Registered User
more interesting facts

The wolverine is a very strong animal and a fierce fighter, knowing few dangers from other animals, with Man being its biggest threat. With strong claws, a strong sense of smell, and a tenacious spirit it can be a relentless hunter and scavenger. The wolverine has even been known to steal prey from a grizzly bear. The wolverine seems to have the attitude that if it can be eaten, it should be. It is called the glutton in some areas because of this desire to eat anything. The wolverine has a very strong and fast-acting digestive system, which allows it to eat a great deal of food very quickly. Because of its habit of scavenging, it has been called "the hyena of the North."



Here is a pic of the cuddly fella!
 

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PsychoBikerBen

Psychotic Artworker. RIP
Just proves ya "GINGER" , bert

If ya think wolverine is 'Foxy'

Wolfman - better sew razor blades on the back of ya leathers to stop any back door guests !!!!! & by an alarm for ya tent - The BIRD bash may not be safe for you while berts about !!!!!!!!!
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
nah it is allright mate cause she is staying in a hotel!!!!!!


:m :f :yo:


he is not allowed out to play with the big boys!!!! LOL
 

PsychoBikerBen

Psychotic Artworker. RIP
Whew

That's ok then as I won't have to bring a generator and Datatool alarm that would have had to be fitted to ya tent:}
 
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