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Did you really go to the pub??? Really
Ordered five tickets for Blackpool tower circus for next Thursday
Looked at the weather forecast for the next couple of weeks and it seems today is going to be the only decent and dry day For quite a while.
The Plan: as it is the last day of decent weather sneak a round of golf in While the going is good
The Reality: as it is the last day of decent weather apparently it is the only opportunity to trim the hedges
The Plan: as it is the last day of decent weather sneak a round of golf in While the going is good
The Reality: as it is the last day of decent weather apparently it is the only opportunity to trim the hedges
yep best place to get a coffeeDid you really go to the pub??? Really
And the wucking fanker never turned up
Taken advantage of the unusual sunny weather & cut the grass
Thought I should take advantage of the unusually sunny weather and cut the grass.
I didn’t.
I didn’t.
What? Think?
Gave the grass its fourth final cut of the season.
Why should I start now, especially when I have you doing my thinking for me.?
Had to go and find a young dickhead that despite being in a side street 50 yards from my house couldn't find us "as the satnav said I was there" walked down the road and spotted him sat in his car looking from the side street at number 18 on our road (which is directly behind the street sign) he couldn't work out where number 24 was
FFS there are the people we will be leaving to look after the country in a few short years
FFS there are the people we will be leaving to look after the country in a few short years
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But what if by some remote freak of nature my thinking was wrong?
UmmmmHad to go and find a young dickhead that despite being in a side street 50 yards from my house couldn't find us "as the satnav said I was there" walked down the road and spotted him sat in his car looking from the side street at number 18 on our road (which is directly behind the street sign) he could work out where number 24 was
FFS there are the people we will be leaving to look after the country in a few short years
I sometimes mistype by one letter in a text to my son.
I get a big query response. Doesn't seem to occur to him to look at the keyboard and work it out.
Don't think he does crosswords
The postcode covers the end of the little (100yd long) street he was in and our street I could actually see him from the end of our drive yet he had to message me as he couldn't find our house 50 yds away, I felt like saying BUY A MAP SON, trust me that was hard to resist
Google maps on phone would do it,
He mustn't know how to read a map.
Our field hasn’t got a postcode so we give the barn conversions opposite, we tell people brow of the hill on left/right, depending on their direction of travel opposite barn conversions” number of people who turn into the barn conversions then ring asking where we are.