No it isn’t. Dezza, just buy a Beemer and be done with it. We all know you want one.
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I would eat a bowl full of celery, coated with nutella & peanut butter before I’d even think about getting a BMW
Rescued a fledgling blackbird
Carb or Fi?
Joking aside here, what is wrong with celery, peanut butter and Nutella? *
*I don’t eat a lot of Nutella because of the palm oil but that’s all that’s wrong with it.
It’s all shit, peanut butter I could just about tolerate in a biscuit
Wasted an hour of my life reading Derek's vain attempt to try and prove something about the Garden of England 
If you don’t like peanut butter, there’s something wrong with you. Fact. You’ll be telling me yo don’t like Marmite next!
I love marmite
When a dog licks it’s privates after a dry hump, peanut butter is what’s left on it’s tongue
When a dog licks it’s privates after a dry hump, peanut butter is what’s left on it’s tongue
Got up,early while all others sleep off mild hangovers to await the grocery delivery.
might cut the grass after. That’ll wake the buggers up.
might cut the grass after. That’ll wake the buggers up.
Celery with cream cheese in the groove.
Very munchable.
And I must tell you about my 2 year old granddaughter eating a biscuit.
I said "munch munch"
She said "No more munch" = shut up.
(With apologies to Beaker)
You better have a good explanation as to how you know this......
You never have a dog burp in your face?You better have a good explanation as to how you know this......
Not after it's dry humped your leg and then licked its meat and two veg.
I'm assuming these are part of some strange Yorkshire mating ritual.
The mind boggles.
You haven't got a doggy pearl necklace on? You need to show that mutt who's boss. Feckin disgusting.
Met daughter & Grandkids at Pothouse Hamlet, walked dogs by the river, then coffee & ice cream at their cafe then to the petting zoo, then on to Holme valley campsite, taking Joe to rugby practice later then taking him back to campsite
