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[andyBeaker]

Took my mum for,her second jab
now sitting outside Morrison’s while Mrs B does shopping for other people.
Golf at 12.15
taking mum in law for,second jab at 19.30
will watch United when I get in

 

[Pow-Lo]

Well (my son....) we may be viewing a disused church as a second drum . You can wash ya big fat bonce in the font if you like ! Just leave my organ alone....

And whereabouts is this disused church?

 

[Pow-Lo]

Finished my last shift, last night.

Start new job Monday. Same shit, different company.

Has yer man on the opposite shift got your number?

 

[Me!]

And whereabouts is this disused church?

In fekkin Wales. Keep up will you. Sunday service starts at 1100 sharp. Bring the biscuits (I’m sure you will).

 

[derek kelly]

Took my mum for,her second jab
now sitting outside Morrison’s while Mrs B does shopping for other people.
Golf at 12.15, cos VW’s are better than Beemers
taking mum in law for,second jab at 19.30
will watch United lose when I get in

Ok

 

[Pow-Lo]

In fekkin Wales. Keep up will you. Sunday service starts at 1100 sharp. Bring the biscuits (I’m sure you will).

You might want to narrow it down a bit.

I go at 0930 and that leaves the rest of the day to eat biscuits, which I don't share.

 

[sr71caspar]

Has yer man on the opposite shift got your number?

No

A few of the other lads do, though.

 

[Me!]

You might want to narrow it down a bit.

I go at 0930 and that leaves the rest of the day to eat biscuits, which I don't share.

If you insist. It’s Wales. Just left of England (ish). I’ll WhatsApp you later when you’ve stopped grazing.

 

[derek kelly]

If you insist. It’s Wales. Just left of England (ish). I’ll WhatsApp you later when you’ve stopped grazing.

From my pov Wales is right of England.

 

[Me!]

From my pov Wales is right of England.

About face.

 

[derek kelly]

About face.

What about your face?

 

[Me!]

What about your face?

I’ll connect it via the conductor to the overhead cables that power the Duster that thinks it’s a Panda that’s renovating a house that isn’t worth doing so a different house will now be renovated in order to get rid of the son in law that was (in Wales, by the church that Powlo owns )

 

[derek kelly]

I’ll connect it via the conductor to the overhead cables that power the Duster that thinks it’s a Panda that’s renovating a house that isn’t worth doing so a different house will now be renovated in order to get rid of the son in law that was (in Wales, by the church that Powlo owns )

For some reason the image of Rolf Harris singing the court of king caractacus is embedded in my brain

 

[Pow-Lo]

If you insist. It’s Wales. Just left of England (ish). I’ll WhatsApp you later when you’ve stopped grazing.

Message me Sunday. I should have stopped eating by then

 

[JayTee]

Cast about 7 Kg of lead into conical bullets for me muzzle loading cap and ball revolver, gave them all a damn good talking to and will see if they’ve taken it on board come the weekend .

 

[Squag1]

I think I'm on the wrong planet

 

[ogr1]

Wibble.

 

[Me!]

I think I'm on the wrong planet

Do you not own a crossbow?

 

[Squag1]

Do you not own a crossbow?

Claymore

 

[Duck n Dive]

Claymore

Not a shillelagh?