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Wolfie

Is a lunp
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bitontheside

Guest
Wolfie said:
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YOU SCREAMING AS THE KNACKERED WHEEL OVERTAKES YOU - YOU NUTTING THE STEERING WHEEL
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
close but no cigar.



i am now a pedead........walking everywhere!! :lol: :lol:


first.


transit died tonight, no idea why is too feckin dark and cold to look.

second

pugshit 406 bang bang bang bang evrytime she is started, sitting mates garage waiting to be looked at.

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the bike when i tried to start it, again too feckin cold and dark to look.


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just waiting for one of legs to break now then i will be all sorted :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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bitontheside

Guest
Get a push bike, mate - but with your luck some tosser will nick the seat and you'll have to sit on the steel tube! :cry:
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
Wolfie said:
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1] A Telephone

2] Someone ringing your doorbell when the battery dies so they have to knock

3] You rushing out of the bath and falling down the stairs trying to get to the door cos someone is banging like f*ck on it having run the battery down on your doorbell.
:p
 
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