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derek kelly

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americanexpress said:
well you will notice he didn't mention an English teacher, unless he was the one with halitosis (sp. Derek!!):dunno:


Yes you've guessed it Mr Wales was not only my form tutor but also my English teacher, he was replaced in the third year by Mr Richardson, who was a really nice bloke.
 

Pugwash

Registered User
Things I disliked most:

1) French lessons
2) German lessons
3) Latin lessons (I kid you not)
4) P.E.
5) A scrote called Jason. Since seen him working behind a bar (I did laugh).
 
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marcella

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Pugwash said:
5) A scrote called Jason. Since seen him working behind a bar (I did laugh).
isnt it great pug when life evens things out! last year i met one of the schools most prolific footballers, all the girls loved him nearly as much as he did:tosser: you should see him now! if he was 2 inches shorter he'd be spherical. he gabbed on about how well he was doing in his IT jobl4m3r i told him i was happy to still buy jeans waisting in the low 30's:yo:
 

gerryc

Registered User
1. Homework

2. punishment exercises for not doing homework
3. little w@nks that picked fights cause their big cousin was blah blah
4. little w@nks big cousins turning up with the whole team cause you knocked seven bells out of little w@nk and his pals
5. being able to see my pals on the motorbike track when I was stuck in chemistry.


little w@nk now deceased from OD:violin:
 

Punchy

Registered User
Codbasher said:
.......2, Leaky with no heating outside lavs at Primary school, by christ they were cold and with that IZAL Bog paper as well.....
..........

I'd forgot about the IZAL toilet paper..... the junior school I went to in Portland, Dorset didnt even have the stuff in the bogs. You had to ask the teacher for some and were issued 3 pieces only... talk about skiddies in yer unders %$fan

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eyebrows

Registered User
3 sheets is a bit mean

I have always considered 4 to be the absolute minimum

1 up
1 down
1 across
and finally 1 to polish!


School

1. Bob Dunwell and maths
2. Chemistry - absolutely no use unless you are a chemist.
3. PE - dont enjoy ball games (no engine, not a sport!!)
4. The abundance of total dickheads, as an adult you can choose the dickheads you want to associate with
5. Having my old man as a teacher at the same school
 
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