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What a brilliant start to the day~~~

Fat Bert

Registered User
Aint life wonderful?

10.12am - still breathing - still here - still earning a liiving - made some radical life-changing decisions overnight

Aint life grand?

Now watch some bastid spoil it!
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Fat Bert said:
Aint life wonderful?

10.12am - still breathing - still here - still earning a liiving - made some radical life-changing decisions overnight

Aint life grand?

Now watch some bastid spoil it!


A) Sometimes

B) what? like combing your hair the boys way

C) see A

D) He already has, I'm waiting in for a bloke to make a couple of Gates and he ain't turned up
 
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shaun

Guest
ok sounds like your getting old , oh you are old
 
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Fat Bert

Registered User
LOL

Just lurve ya spulleeng Shaun!!

Right brekkie time - anyome want a bacon bun and strong hot coffee?
























or how about a Guiness?
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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If you had asked earlier 'Slim dave' I would have said yes but I've just had marmite on toast and I have a cup of tea in my favourite mug in front of me as I type
 

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Rolfy Dave

Been there, and had one
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derek kelly said:
If you had asked earlier 'Slim dave' I would have said yes but I've just had marmite on toast and I have a cup of tea in my favourite mug in front of me as I type
Bugger:xm

If I had known about the marmite on toast, then I certainly would have dropped in and eaten you out of the aforementioned articles with a nice cuppa or two...

Good chattin with ya today Derek.

Cheers,

Rolfy
:beer:
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
Rolfy Dave said:
Bugger:xm

If I had known about the marmite on toast, then I certainly would have dropped in and eaten you out of the aforementioned articles with a nice cuppa or two...

Good chattin with ya today Derek.

Cheers,

Rolfy
:beer:


You're more than welcome mate, let me know next time you're out this way and I'll get some extra marmite in
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Blimey~~~

derek kelly said:
You're more than welcome mate, let me know next time you're out this way and I'll get some extra marmite in

abd they have the audacity to call me GAY?????

ROFL
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Look slim Dave there is a difference between good old Yorkshire friendliness & hospitality, and being downright Midlander Gay :f
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
derek kelly said:
Look slim Dave there is a difference between good old Yorkshire friendliness & hospitality, and being downright Midlander Gay :f
I hate it when I have to agree with Derek,!! :bang:
 
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marcella

Guest
maybe you should have a poll lads to find out who's the most camp, (south or mid) before it kicks off i realize my nickname isnt the macho one i wished for, its a long story!:eek:
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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marcella said:
maybe you should have a poll lads to find out who's the most camp, (south or mid) before it kicks off i realize my nickname isnt the macho one i wished for, its a long story!:eek:



We already know the answer, Southerners are just Shandy drinking softies,
whereas Midlanders are poofs, but they are very nice poofs :}
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
derek kelly said:
We already know the answer, Southerners are just Shandy drinking softies,
whereas Midlanders are poofs, but they are very nice poofs :}
bit of a sweeping statement there Derek I can think of at least one Mudlander wot isnt!!! :rolleyes:
 

Allan

Registered User
Fat Bert said:
Aint life wonderful?

10.12am - still breathing - still here - still earning a liiving - made some radical life-changing decisions overnight

Aint life grand?

Now watch some bastid spoil it!
So when you moving?

Buzz
 
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