what a blast

[marcella]

been all around the parish today, brill weather, near empty roads and a full tank:yo: i must've taken out a million flying vermin (bugs not pidgeons) bike looked like a fluffy balaclava when i got home.
i also got to combine my ride with my good deed for the week? this lad was walking along side of road with helmet in hand seems his bike (bmw) had sat down well 80 miles south of shap and his aa cover didnt include getting home%$fan but the nice aa guy took him to the train and i drove past him on the main roundabout in dumfries, now im no intellect but i thought guy, leathered up and carrying lid walking beside the road:dunno:







so i gave him the fingers and rode on:}


naw i took him the rest of the way:}

 

[Bikerbaby]

heart of gold u have u know that

 

[Wolfie]

so now he sits in a corner with wide eyes quoting "Wibble " is a sad and quiet voice, "wibble, wibble wibble" and his mum has taken away all his bike gear but the doctor says he should be alright in a year or two.

 

[marcella]

so now he sits in a corner with wide eyes quoting "Wibble " is a sad and quiet voice, "wibble, wibble wibble" and his mum has taken away all his bike gear but the doctor says he should be alright in a year or two.

EH!:dunno: who's suppositories did you use this morning wolfie (lol)

 

[Wolfie]

the lad you gave a lift to. he dont need them any more on account that his arse has selfed welded shut

 

[marcella]

the lad you gave a lift to. he dont need them any more on account that his arse has selfed welded shut

cheeky bastid lol i'll have you know i drove like a profeshnul and sex didnt cross my mind cos he was english! i knew he'd just roll over and take it like a bitch:cry: if theres no wrestle in it its hardly worthwhile:yo:

 

[Bikerbaby]

sex didnt cross my mind cos he was english! i knew he'd just roll over and take it like a bitch:cry: if theres no wrestle in it its hardly worthwhile:yo:

my bfs english adn now u come to mention it

 

[Wolfie]

Now let this be a listen to you all.

Remember kids never take lifts from stranglers.




BB my wife is a scot and she likes the wrestle bit as well must be the celt thing going on.























































Yes me spelling is right :neenaw: :neenaw: :neenaw: :beer: :beer: :beer:

 

[derek kelly]

BB my wife is a scot and she likes the wrestle bit

My wife's a Yorky, but she's crap at arm wrestling.

 

[americanexpress]

My wife's a Yorky, but she's crap at arm wrestling.

she probably lets you win, because you always have to have the last word:neenaw:

 

[derek kelly]

you always have to have the last word:neenaw:

No I don't.

 

[marcella]

No I don't.

yes you do

wolfie!! you love it mate:lick: i reckon she's just far to fit for you anyhow:yo:

 

[Wolfie]

she's just far to fit for you anyhow

borrox!!!! i have a big knob :beer: :k :}

 

[derek kelly]

yes you do

Say's who?

 

[marcella]

Say's who?

says meg0551p

wolfie didnt read your text right,, was that you have or you are

 

[Wolfie]

if i play my cards right you hear it van aint got double glazing or sound proofing.

 

[derek kelly]

says meg0551p

And who died and made you God? :f

 

[stan the man]

derek....some fookers "shit" on yer avatar mate.....the bastids

 

[marcella]

wolfie theres areal old bird next door who's gonna frig herself to death:} you gonna have to give her a foto

derek you know you want to worship me just let it go! you'll feel loads better:yo: im free to take confession wed afternoon:k

stan get em told mate! i dont know what your talking about but it seems viable

 

[derek kelly]

derek....some fookers "shit" on yer avatar mate.....the bastids

Yaaaaaawwwwwwnnnnnn......... already been done that one Stan. Jealousy is a terrible thing, it will drag you down eventually.