Welsh Hospitality~~~~~

[Fat Bert]

Now back home tis time to reflect on the Welsh Hospitality offered whilst I was away...........

a] You have to buy your own beer

b] You have to organise and buy your own food [but well before 8pm cos all kitchens in Wales seem to close at the same time] - when to do bring the food it's not on a plate - it's served on a sheet of pig iron and a slice of tree

c] You get offered a "kip for the night"............then get kicked out in the middle of the night whilst it's still fecking dark............to then be subjected to the AA patrolman's sign in procedure.........sold a new battery for the cage..... pestered mercilessly to join said AA ..."but you'll get a 25% discount for family and friends".... except I don't fit either category!!

d] You have to buy your own condoms - nuff said!



















Seriously though to Stan, Blue, Sausage Rob, One legged Mike and Lance plus the rest of the crew, great night with a few laffs thrown in

Highlight of the night? Stan [aka Mr Jones] didn't offer to sing once!!

Funniest moment? Me on the phone to Stan trying to find Blu's house

FB: Stan - the trusty Garmin's got me NEARLY there mate

Stan: Whereabouts are you then mate?

FB: Well I've seen lots of roadsigns in Welsh mate..Panty-ffelano............
Panty-fforest and Panty-cwnbryann....

BUT I've just seen a sign for ...................

PANTY-LINAH

Stan: Don't know where that is mate - hang on...

In background I heard Stan shouting [and I quote]........

Blu ...Bert's near Panty-Linah - where the fook is that? Never heard of it...


I nearly drove off the road laughing

So Stan........ just for you mate..........

 

[stan the man]

bert............good night mate.got home from pub and me and sausage rob sat up drinking,watching pink floyd's the wall(with both of us singing )until 3.30 in the morning,but by feck...my feckin' head hurt when i decided to arise at 10am in the morning c7u8 .as for the panty linah thing....there's some stranger named places than that in wales,that and your foreign accent,you could have been saying anything :blush:

 

[blumeeni]

Fuckin good night food was ok pitty there was no crispy duck on the menu still Stans mouth made up for it it was foul as uzzzzzual
and he got told off for it :} serves ya right m8 yr bad bastid
Suz was soooooo glad she put a plastic sheet on the matress BERT
I thought you knew where the loo was

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

It wasn't crispy duck - it was the bag of Oriental RIBS that we bought you!

Thank christ it was a plastic sheet on the bed - I was sweating like a stuffed pig [cue Buzz] thought it was the start of a fecking heart o'tack!

I bloody forgot about Stan getting a bollocking from 2 x 80 year old pensioners for bad language!!

ROFL!!! :} :} :}









:wank: :wank: :wank:

 

[R2B2]

Yes, I have to agree...... a bloody good laugh it were. I didn't know they had nights out like that up there, but now I can see it's not unusual!

A big up cheers to Stan for the unexpected Floyd video and nightcaps :beer: fooking excellent way to round the night off.

Christ, I hope the neighbours didn't here us singing. There's only one thing worse than a drunk Floyd anorak........















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.......... and that's TWO drunken Floyd anoraks!! :}

 

[Fat Bert]

Rob - you bastid~~~

I'd forgotten all about that Tom Jones gag!!

and have just ruined a new lappie keyboard

Thereagain it's not unusual!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[blumeeni]

init funny how we keep laughing at the same old gags good though eh!

 

[gypsy]

And now Bert knows where you live

 

[marcella]

And now Bert knows where you live

MMmmm wonder whats worse a visit from bert or a perusal from gyppo??????????????


i'd just pay for higher grade insurance:neenaw:

 

[blumeeni]

MMmmm wonder whats worse a visit from bert or a perusal from gyppo??????????????


i'd just pay for higher grade insurance:neenaw:

Ta for the advice and have done so

 

[Fat Bert]

Blu~~~~??

Ta for the advice and have done so

But did you get a 25% family and friends discount?
































Should have joined the RAC mate!!


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