Now back home tis time to reflect on the Welsh Hospitality offered whilst I was away...........
a] You have to buy your own beer
b] You have to organise and buy your own food [but well before 8pm cos all kitchens in Wales seem to close at the same time] - when to do bring the food it's not on a plate - it's served on a sheet of pig iron and a slice of tree
c] You get offered a "kip for the night"............then get kicked out in the middle of the night whilst it's still fecking dark............to then be subjected to the AA patrolman's sign in procedure.........sold a new battery for the cage..... pestered mercilessly to join said AA ..."but you'll get a 25% discount for family and friends".... except I don't fit either category!!
d] You have to buy your own condoms - nuff said!
Seriously though to Stan, Blue, Sausage Rob, One legged Mike and Lance plus the rest of the crew, great night with a few laffs thrown in
Highlight of the night? Stan [aka Mr Jones] didn't offer to sing once!!
Funniest moment? Me on the phone to Stan trying to find Blu's house
FB: Stan - the trusty Garmin's got me NEARLY there mate
Stan: Whereabouts are you then mate?
FB: Well I've seen lots of roadsigns in Welsh mate..Panty-ffelano............
Panty-fforest and Panty-cwnbryann....
BUT I've just seen a sign for ...................
PANTY-LINAH
Stan: Don't know where that is mate - hang on...
In background I heard Stan shouting [and I quote]........
Blu ...Bert's near Panty-Linah - where the fook is that? Never heard of it...
I nearly drove off the road laughing
So Stan........ just for you mate..........
a] You have to buy your own beer
b] You have to organise and buy your own food [but well before 8pm cos all kitchens in Wales seem to close at the same time] - when to do bring the food it's not on a plate - it's served on a sheet of pig iron and a slice of tree
c] You get offered a "kip for the night"............then get kicked out in the middle of the night whilst it's still fecking dark............to then be subjected to the AA patrolman's sign in procedure.........sold a new battery for the cage..... pestered mercilessly to join said AA ..."but you'll get a 25% discount for family and friends".... except I don't fit either category!!
d] You have to buy your own condoms - nuff said!
Seriously though to Stan, Blue, Sausage Rob, One legged Mike and Lance plus the rest of the crew, great night with a few laffs thrown in
Highlight of the night? Stan [aka Mr Jones] didn't offer to sing once!!
Funniest moment? Me on the phone to Stan trying to find Blu's house
FB: Stan - the trusty Garmin's got me NEARLY there mate
Stan: Whereabouts are you then mate?
FB: Well I've seen lots of roadsigns in Welsh mate..Panty-ffelano............
Panty-fforest and Panty-cwnbryann....
BUT I've just seen a sign for ...................
PANTY-LINAH
Stan: Don't know where that is mate - hang on...
In background I heard Stan shouting [and I quote]........
Blu ...Bert's near Panty-Linah - where the fook is that? Never heard of it...
I nearly drove off the road laughing
So Stan........ just for you mate..........