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Fat Bert

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Wilf

Wolfie said:
no i luvs me boots, stockings, peep hole bras, crotch less knickers etc etc, trouble is sometimes my wife wants to wear them as well :bang: :bang: :bang:


Be like our Welsh friends...........

Learn to shear!!
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
Artemis said:
Word of warning, Smix, Wolfie likes boots, as does Stan, as does.................................................
Thats fine - I won't have to share as my boots will be way too small for them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :neenaw::neenaw:
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
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Smix said:
Thats fine - I won't have to share as my boots will be way too small for them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :neenaw::neenaw:
Knowing this bunch, I wouldn't be so sure. What size are your boots, maybe we could do a temporary swap and confuse some of them?
 
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Adam Rickenberg

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Here we go again!

Boots and shaving............

Nice!! :yo:
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
Artemis said:
Knowing this bunch, I wouldn't be so sure. What size are your boots, maybe we could do a temporary swap and confuse some of them?
This is where is gets complicated!! New Look narrow silly boots - size 6, Motorbike boots - Size 4!!!!!!!!!!!!:dunno:

But I'm always up for causing confusion!! :yo: Wot size are your boots? I'm looking to find some very long pink boots to go with the bike!! With high heel of course!!!! :neenaw: :neenaw:
 

stan the man

you are not capable
Smix said:
I'm looking to find some very long pink boots to go with the bike!! With high heel of course!!!! :neenaw: :neenaw:

try PM'ing bert..he may still have his from his "pink" bird ownership days :rolleyes:
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
Wow - if they are proper girlie pink, thigh high and have stiletto heels, can I borrow them???? :neenaw:
 

stan the man

you are not capable
Smix said:
Wow - if they are proper girlie pink, thigh high and have stiletto heels, can I borrow them???? :neenaw:

they sure do smix.....



















or so robbo tells me :rolleyes:
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
Club Sponsor
Smix said:
This is where is gets complicated!! New Look narrow silly boots - size 6, Motorbike boots - Size 4!!!!!!!!!!!!:dunno:
That's because pointy toed boots/shoes always need to be at least one size bigger than ordinary shoes, but biking boots are foot-shaped and usually a size smaller than your shoes.

Smix said:
But I'm always up for causing confusion!! :yo: Wot size are your boots? I'm looking to find some very long pink boots to go with the bike!! With high heel of course!!!! :neenaw: :neenaw:
The thigh boots are a 7 'cos they're pointed and platformed, and stiletto'd (and black leather, Wolfie), the others (ankle, calf, knee) are size 6. Bike boots size 5. So you could probably manage mine, but I might be a bit cramped in yours.
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
Artemis said:
The thigh boots are a 7 'cos they're pointed and platformed, and stiletto'd (and black leather, Wolfie), the others (ankle, calf, knee) are size 6. Bike boots size 5. So you could probably manage mine, but I might be a bit cramped in yours.
I'm thinking SheepFest could be lots of fun!!! Maybe we should PM nearer the time to arrange maximum effect!!!!!! :eek: :lol:

And I'd luv to know HOW Robbo knows what those boots look like :dunno: - actually, maybe not!!!!!!!!!!! fl4g71 :neenaw:
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
"The thigh boots are a 7 'cos they're pointed and platformed"
Why dont you just admit to having fat knees ? :p
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
gypsy said:
"The thigh boots are a 7 'cos they're pointed and platformed"
Why dont you just admit to having fat knees ? :p


cankles????? i dont believe that.
 
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