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Welcome to the "Missions Accomplished" bit~~~

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fat bert

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In light of the challenge taken up by the Southerners to outdo the Midlands Massif in terms of rideouts, this NEW section is specifically for Post-RideOut Reports.

Pictorial evidence should be shown as proof that a proper RideOut has been successfully completed.

Lets call it "Missions Accomplished" Mr Zulu?

Now what about the Northern Chappies???

Feel free to post ya piccies and reports here - but PLEASE only use this section after the event - the Ride Out Scheduler should be used to promote/advertise/communicate forthcoming events
 

Jaws

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Fookin good start .... ya cant even spell the name of the forum right ya daft arse !
Fook going on a rideout with you lot... Gawd knows where you will end up !!
 

Quiney

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Well, I managed...

... to roll the bike out of the unit yesterday (to get at something behing it!)
Gave it a quick polish, started the engine (first prod of the button Bert!!!) and then put it away.
Does that count as one???
 
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fat bert

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FAO Wiz~~

Ya dfat twta - you've splte it wrnog

ROFLMAO

FAO Quiney - I always start at the first prod of my button!!
 

D.S.

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So here it is boys, our chance to show the Northern Nancies and

MUDland mincers that the Southern scratchers rule :yo:
Now I'm counting on everyone of you scratchers to pull ya' fingers out 'cos me & Bert have a bet on this (he doesn't now that yet:} ) with the winnings being donated to a charity or a good cause :beer:
 
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fat bert

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No way JoeBoy~~

proceeds of the bet must go to the "JoeBoy-Bert-Beer-Fund" for the end-of-season Party that we have to plan!!

Make sense???

Final Results will be totalled at a Pi$$-up towards the end of next year?
 
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Wiz

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Re: FAO FB~~

Originally posted by fat bert
Ya dfat twta - you've splte it wrnog



No I didn't ... :f :m :}

fat bert wrote on 09-01-2003 10:30 PM:
How about calling it "Missions Acomplished"???

FB
 

D.S.

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Oh, ok then Bert, you've convinced me (don't take much does it?)

:lol: We could have an end of season do (like we did last year) somewhere in the Cotswolds and have a mileage tally up :beer: But you know they'll only be one winner - SCRATCHERS :yo:
 

Jon and Anya

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WRONG TITLE ya knob

it should have been called,




MIDLAND MASSIF NEWS



as the softies only want to report the run to the local boozer, pay ?3 a pint and claim they have had a rideout. load of crappage guys


:f :f :f
 

D.S.

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So much bravado, so much "largin" it by the.....

MUDland mincers. We're gonna pee ourselves laughing when we trounce you're paltry mileage at the end of season gathering :f
 
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fat bert

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OK Joeboy~~

Challenge on

To qualify the mileage you MUST post "untouched" piccies of before and after mileometers.

No trickery from Barmy Ben either - we also use photoshop!!

Must be the individuals members mileage as well so it become total milegae for the ride out [all riders]

That's great cos we've got 13 going to Assen and 6 to Monza!!!!

Quick calculation - reckon about 43000 miles in total - beat that!!
 
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fat bert

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Jon

Scare them off early!!

Haven't told them about our "other" litte escapade yet though :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's worth a lot more miles
 

ianrobbo1

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southern scratcher,s ??

ave you all got fleas then :lol: that why your calling yourselves
scratcher,s :f














keep the rubber side downR#?
 

D.S.

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Bert my old son & all you mincers.

Sorry to break this to you but start re-calculating 'cos if ya' only taking 6 bikes to Monza it won't count :} we agreed a minimum of 8 (eight) BLACKBIRDS :f
Oh dear, dear, dear, looks as if I'm gonna have to keep an eye on you lot and the T&C's of the challenge!!!
 

Bubba

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reckon about 43000 miles in total - beat that!!

Working on it, oh ugly one, working on it.

Everyday for me is a rideout. Different ways into work, different ways back! 5 months - 15k and thats not including the milage fer pleasure. The Eastern mob is having a ride out to Hunstanton on the 2nd Feb. Will hopefully post piccies and milage the following week.
 
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