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Weirdest dream ever....in my entire life !! Warning Beaker Related..

eddyace595

eddyace595

Been there, and had one
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Right..Get this.....
I have just this morning,had a dream in which I sold a second hand Tassimo coffee machine
to andyBeaker for £50.00.....THAT DOESNT EVEN BELONG TO ME !!!! WTF..
Thats right..I have just had a dream in which there is a bloke (I assume that he is a Bloke)
Who I have never met,,have no idea what he looks like ,and in it I am standing in my elderley
Aunties kitchen in Congleton,selling him HER Tassimo coffee machine ,whilst she is on holiday
in Wales.....for fifty quid.....!!!
Even weirder...He is taking the coffee machine with him right now,but wants me to post the box
seperately ,along with 2 Tassimo mugs !!!!!

I know,I know...I need some serious Psycho analysis ,and shall be ringing the Doctors first thing
on monday morning :(:(:(.
Trying to rationalise this and because it has disturbed me so much,,I have come up with the following..

I enjoy a cup or two of percolated coffee in the morning.....FACT
If I am in a hurry I will have a Tassimo coffee....FACT
My Blackbird is currently residing in said Aunties garage in Congleton ...FACT
My auntie is actually on holiday in Wales right now ..FACT
Congleton is in Cheshire..for all of you Southerners..FACT
AndyBeaker hates motorcycles ...FACT
Is AndyBeaker a coffee drinker.....I have no idea..
My Auntie has two Tassimo coffee machines..One in Congleton,one in Wales...FACT
The Tassimo in Wales is broken....FACT
Is AnyBeaker being deliberately awkward by wanting the box and mugs posted seperately..Dont Know.
Does AndyBeaker seem to effortlessly annoy many of the people on this forum ..YES
Finally ..Is fifty quid a reasonable price for a second hand coffee machine ????

Anyway I shall keep taking the tablets and shall probably lie low for a while....:cool::cool:
 
J

jeffa

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My idea about dreams is that when you are asleep your brain does your filing, sometimes the filing system gets mixed up and puts information in the wrong pigeon holes, the resulting mess comes out as a weird dream or a nightmare
 
Squag1

Squag1

Can't remember....
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Last night I dreamt I was in a house and a TV presenter, who irritates me, was there.
She was being all nice to me and giving me sympathetic hugs. I was having some sort of emotional hassle.

Then I dropped her phone down the toilet. I took it back out -yuk - and then discovered it was in a case and when opened it water spilled out. The case was like a case a kid would have on a phone.

I can't remember what else happened.

Then I had a dream that I was refused a table in a restaurant and woke up really angry.

What was all that about :eek::eek:
 
eddyace595

eddyace595

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My dreamed is F**cked up on so many levels..I will file it away under "Best Forgotten"
 
O

ogr1

I can still see ya.....
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I dream that this forum will get back on track...Motorcycles anybody?
It's just a recurring nightmare.:D
 
andyBeaker

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eddyace595 said:
Right..Get this.....
I have just this morning,had a dream in which I sold a second hand Tassimo coffee machine
to andyBeaker for £50.00.....THAT DOESNT EVEN BELONG TO ME !!!! WTF..
Thats right..I have just had a dream in which there is a bloke (I assume that he is a Bloke)
Who I have never met,,have no idea what he looks like ,and in it I am standing in my elderley
Aunties kitchen in Congleton,selling him HER Tassimo coffee machine ,whilst she is on holiday
in Wales.....for fifty quid.....!!!
Even weirder...He is taking the coffee machine with him right now,but wants me to post the box
seperately ,along with 2 Tassimo mugs !!!!!

I know,I know...I need some serious Psycho analysis ,and shall be ringing the Doctors first thing
on monday morning :(:(:(.
Trying to rationalise this and because it has disturbed me so much,,I have come up with the following..

I enjoy a cup or two of percolated coffee in the morning.....FACT
If I am in a hurry I will have a Tassimo coffee....FACT
My Blackbird is currently residing in said Aunties garage in Congleton ...FACT
My auntie is actually on holiday in Wales right now ..FACT
Congleton is in Cheshire..for all of you Southerners..FACT
AndyBeaker hates motorcycles ...FACT
Is AndyBeaker a coffee drinker.....I have no idea..
My Auntie has two Tassimo coffee machines..One in Congleton,one in Wales...FACT
The Tassimo in Wales is broken....FACT
Is AnyBeaker being deliberately awkward by wanting the box and mugs posted seperately..Dont Know.
Does AndyBeaker seem to effortlessly annoy many of the people on this forum ..YES
Finally ..Is fifty quid a reasonable price for a second hand coffee machine ????

Anyway I shall keep taking the tablets and shall probably lie low for a while....:cool::cool:
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You might have cleaned the machine out before selling it.

No sign of the box and mugs yet.

It's nice to have another special friend by the way. I hope you enjoyed our time together as much as I did.
 
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