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Smoothandquick

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sitting here now, ice cold beer in hand, grin from ear to ear......a damn fine ride out today, amazing roads, amazing weather, amazing speed...just need to sort the company out for next time ...only kidding....

Cheers to Chunks, FB, Shaun and Scott for one hell of a blast at speeds that I won't repeat on here......my tyres are now well and truly shagged.....cue HB with a rasp......:lol:

Keep me posted for the next one, will deff be up for that...:bow:

Any chance you can talk to me next time tho ??:dunno: There was just too much tumble weed, couldn't see where I was riding half the time ....or was that fudgey getting in the way ??

Top day out, cheers boys - I'll be having a drink for you tonight :beer:
 

Fat Bert

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You bastid

Aint riding with you any more................................




















I couldn't get out of 3rd gear cos I was having to dodge all the tumbleweed that was following you!!

Many thanks to Mrs Rough and Ready for the bacon buttie breakfast

Can't believed we stopped at a Maccie D's and just had coffee!!

Next time we'll stop here for lunch...

http://www.tumbleweedrestaurants.com/

Twas indeed a decent blat out - usual speeds for us though :eek: :eek:

LOL

Till the next time...................:f :f :f
 
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Smoothandquick

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LOL

your normal pace ?? That's why I had to keep going past you then !!!!

To keep Mrs R&R on side I've had to move the power commander into the garage so I can't keep looking at it !! Grrrrrrrrrr :xm

Cheers again, had a damn top day out.....:bow:

I've got some mates at last !!! YAY YAY YAY :yo:
 

Fat Bert

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BWAHAHWAHAHA

Smoothandquick said:
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I've got some mates at last !!!


"ALLEDGEDLY"

and the view through my screen?

Pic says it all - nuff said!!











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Chunky Monkey

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that was the view through your screen and your mirrors, cos we`d all changed in 3rd gear and left you...........AGAIN.............. :lol: :f

S&Q..it`s nice to see someone actually ride a B/Bird mate...top man. :bow:
Big up to the wonderful Mrs S&Q..top butties and tea this morning. :lick: ..thank you.

Did you see this chick out and about S&Q ???
 

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Chunky Monkey

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mind you bert, the colour of the new machine matches the desert eh ?
 

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shaun

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good ride yesterday lets hope the weather last
 

Fat Bert

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Bloody Hell~~~

Looks like I'm now riding with [in order]

a] Rough-and-ready - propagator of dried tumbleweed en-mass

b] Chunky - the All Time Greatest Bloater - I kid you not when I saw him last week I swore blind he'd got his waterproofs stuffed down the front of his leathers....NOPE.............Pure Unbridled Pot Belly

c] Shaun - who's grasp and use of English Vocabulary never fails to amaze me

God help us all!













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Smoothandquick

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lmao

Chunks - yeah, I saw that chick biker out Sat, stupid tart kept weaving out in front of me...grrrrrrrr...:t

Remember FB rambling on about taking a wide line into corners ?? Not for better visibility, it was to stop me stuffing my fast blu un up the outside !!!! Bless him...:neenaw:

Went out for a micro blast on the bike yesterday - tyres are deffo well and truly past it, but what a way to shag em.....:-:

Would you believe that Mrs S&Q actually said you all seemed a top bunch of blokes ?? Eh ?? :dunno: :dunno:
 

Chunky Monkey

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Smoothandquick said:
Chunks - yeah, I saw that chick biker out Sat, stupid tart kept weaving out in front of me...grrrrrrrr...:t

Remember FB rambling on about taking a wide line into corners ?? Not for better visibility, it was to stop me stuffing my fast blu un up the outside !!!! Bless him...:neenaw:

Went out for a micro blast on the bike yesterday - tyres are deffo well and truly past it, but what a way to shag em.....:-:

Would you believe that Mrs S&Q actually said you all seemed a top bunch of blokes ?? Eh ?? :dunno: :dunno:


Is Mrs S&Q still having the medication Dave ? :p
 

Chunky Monkey

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Bert rambling ?........surely not S&Q, what are you implying... :lol:
He had to take the wide line because the stabilisers we touching the floor mate..have you seen the new bike .........




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Smoothandquick

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yes mate

but I will be upping the dosage....10 a day ought to do it.....

There is a certain piccie on it's way to you mate......in one word..pink....lmao :lol:
 

Fat Bert

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Nowt new there then!!

Smoothandquick said:
.....Would you believe that Mrs S&Q actually said you all seemed a top bunch of blokes ?? .....


Most women do.....................then they meet Shaun!

Pint sized Knob Jockey
 
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Smoothandquick

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And I never told her

to pass you your bacon butty last but one !!!! Damn funny watching your face tho !!!! I'm sure that was dribble on your bottom lip ?? :dunno:
 

Fat Bert

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Nothing unusual~~~~

Smoothandquick said:
to pass you your bacon butty last but one !!!! Damn funny watching your face tho !!!! I'm sure that was dribble on your bottom lip ?? :dunno:


Most women dribble from the "bottom lip" when they're in my company !!


But only when thy're lying on their side
 
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Smoothandquick

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you gone senile ??

didn't you mean bottom lipS ?? As in the tight brown behind the loose pink ??

Did you manage a maximum 147 then or did you miss the straight pink ?? :dunno:
 
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