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too f#@kin old

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marcella

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thats it! im giving up this guitarist lark and taking up flower arranging and fine stitchingfl4g71
i'v just got in from a gig in stranraer (got out alive too:yo: ) sung, strummed and danced like i was being initiated into some frog sweat drinking, deep congal/amazonian tribal passage to manhood?? for 3 and a half hours, and i dont think i'v ever been as mentally or physically drained, im numb below the eyebrows (feel free to pass any comment im too f#cked to even care!) i,ll tell you how bad i am, after reading a shit load of these posts on this forum, most of them are making sense:dunno: even my own!!c7u8
awe fook! i just went to light my whisky cos my fag went out:bang:
right! im off to lick the windowsw4lc0m3 to my world
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
ah!! but think of all that money you've just made, and how you've kept those "young uns" entertained :bow: bet that'll give you as warm a "glow" as the drink in your hand, and for a bit longer!! :dunno:
 
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marcella

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:bow: :bow: robbo and rob cheers lads! feel much better today

wolfie,,, only in your wildest wettest dreams:tosser::rolleyes:
 
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marcella

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oh! wasnt really drinking! just had a nip b4 bed:dunno:
 

Wolfie

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marcella said:
:bow: :bow: robbo and rob cheers lads! feel much better today

wolfie,,, only in your wildest wettest dreams:tosser::rolleyes:



i never pissed the bed again did i???


feckin nightmare if you was in my dreams with yer singing!!!
 
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marcella

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:lol: :lol: hoho, well said lumpy, and im not bitin wolfie, certainly not after hearing your poor attempts at singin along with the jukebox (like a pair of mating walrus:cry: ):f
 

Wolfie

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lumpy said:
But if I had legs as skinny as yours, they'd never hold the weight. :k


muscle holds weight not fat!!



OI!!! skirt boy i knows i can sing so i dont get up on the stage do I??? where me disc??? :neenaw: :neenaw: :neenaw:
 
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marcella

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Wolfie said:
muscle holds weight not fat!!



OI!!! skirt boy i knows i can sing so i dont get up on the stage do I??? where me disc??? :neenaw: :neenaw: :neenaw:
posted on fri! but cos it was you i just paid for second class:p
 
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marcella

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thats why we like you andy! you dont have idea's above your station mate:yo:


FOOKINdirty white trashp0pc0rn41 :h
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
marcella said:
thats why we like you andy! you dont have idea's above your station mate:yo:


FOOKINdirty white trashp0pc0rn41 :h



fit right in then dont I, no good pretending to be something you aint , there is plenty of arseholes who do that.
 
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marcella

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Wolfie said:
fit right in then dont I, no good pretending to be something you aint , there is plenty of arseholes who do that.
:bow: :bow: amen to that ! no one on ere! obviously
 
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