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Pow-Lo

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£55 of Texaco premium unleaded for the little Polo. Just after midnight, no queue and no drama. On the way into town last night people were queueing for fuel at both Sainsbury’s and Tesco. Twats. I passed the same Texaco station i later filled up at and it was business as usual, no queues and no problem.
 

DanBow

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£30 of diesel at the local shell as that what they've limited people to!!!
 

johnboy

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Mrs johnboy just got 43 litres of diesel at our little local garage, Salop/Worcs border, again with no dramas.
 

slim63

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I didn't buy anything today yet today but sailed past queues of twats panic buying fuel for no obvious reason last night, these are the same idiots who will be moaning about the shortages they have caused by the end of next week

A mates mrs works in a shell petrol station and her son manages in another unrelated one (esso), neither are having or expecting fuel supply problems, deliveries are as normal and the only problems caused are by twats determined to fill up now before the whole world ends
 

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A stool for the mother in law to sit on while having a shower.

Living the dream……
 

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Was it a sample....?
I do a lot for her but I have made it very clear I’m not going there!!

Having said that, the Saniflo engineer has just fixed the faulty brand new macerator that I tried to install twice in her en-suite last Saturday so i suppose I’m in the right territory. Wrong territory.

As an aside, when I phoned Saniflo technical,department to ask about why the unit wasn't working ‘they are all tested before they leave us, it is very rare for one to be faulty’. It would be interesting to hear how it was successfully tested when a capacitor was missing….
 

Vinterceptor

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Bought 2 pairs door handles at Screwfix (reduced from £13.99 to 6 pound summat?) then at checkout it said if you buy 3 or more you get a further discount so I hit the back button and bought 8 sets
 

Pow-Lo

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Three bottles of BMW windscreen de-icer. Can’t be arsed with the faff of scraping come this winter.
 

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Ten rain ponchos for our Saturday night with friends at an outdoor Queen tribute band show this weekend……
 
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