Ian's quiz reminded me of a song we used to sing about 20 years ago, to the tune of 12 days of Christmas..
When sung you would do the normal, 'on the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me' etc and work your way through
But for this, I shall just type the days gifts in as per....
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...............
12 twilight tossers,
11 lusheous lezzys
10 torn off tittys
9 norn off nipples
8 hairy arseholes
7 convicted vicars
6 sex starved spinsters
5 brown ringsssss
4 shit house doors
3 French whores
a pair of dirty draws
and a parrtrrridge in a pair tree !
When sung you would do the normal, 'on the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me' etc and work your way through
But for this, I shall just type the days gifts in as per....
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...............
12 twilight tossers,
11 lusheous lezzys
10 torn off tittys
9 norn off nipples
8 hairy arseholes
7 convicted vicars
6 sex starved spinsters
5 brown ringsssss
4 shit house doors
3 French whores
a pair of dirty draws
and a parrtrrridge in a pair tree !