Tis a ( slightly rude ) singalong folks!

[Jaws]

Ian's quiz reminded me of a song we used to sing about 20 years ago, to the tune of 12 days of Christmas..

When sung you would do the normal, 'on the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me' etc and work your way through
But for this, I shall just type the days gifts in as per....


On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...............

12 twilight tossers,
11 lusheous lezzys
10 torn off tittys
9 norn off nipples
8 hairy arseholes
7 convicted vicars
6 sex starved spinsters
5 brown ringsssss

4 shit house doors
3 French whores
a pair of dirty draws
and a parrtrrridge in a pair tree !

 

[Codbasher]

I hate to think what the 'CHAVs' version would be like today! :yo:

 

[Punchy]

Then of course John you could always look to the Oz connection...
aka Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson and his reportoire of family favourites such as..

Ho Ho F*cking Ho
Just a Little Christmas Blowjob
Hey Santa Claus You C*nt

:violin:

 

[Jaws]

Sooo... here is a link to the ho ho song ( not for small ears ! )

And this one ( for all folk ) to the charming Vienna Boys Queer

Dont forget boys and girls.. right click and select save as..