Tip Of The Day

[Punchy]

Tip 1.Why pay ?100 for a skip? Buy a clapped out,untaxed car for ?25 and fill it with all your shite.Then wait for the authorities to tow it away.

Tip 2. Car cigarette lighters make ideal 'High Chaparral' style branding irons.

Tip 3. SHOPPERS.Fed up with checkout staff scanning your goods faster than you can pack them into bags?Simply take a black felt tip pen to the store with you and draw a line through the bar code of every tenth item.That should slow them down a bit.


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[ianrobbo1]

Tip 3. SHOPPERS.Fed up with checkout staff scanning your goods faster than you can pack them into bags?Simply take a black felt tip pen to the store with you and draw a line through the bar code of every tenth item.That should slow them down a bit.

brilliant!! :bow: another is chuck a bit of un weighed fruit with no label on it, my "protest" at one of the supermarkets is to stand there and not pack anything whilst she is slinging my stuff through, then I slowly pack the stuff before paying for it!! god it pisses the following people off, and the "cashier", I got asked once why I did it told them it wasnt a race and I didnt appreciate being treated like cattle gets RIGHT up their noses, had a bloke do exactly the same straight after me gawd it caused mayhem!! :} the bitch in question still does the racing thing till she see's me!! :}

 

[Punchy]

Know what you mean Ian. I hate it when the check out girl drags the seperator across and crushes your bread, eggs etc. to get the next customer through. The last time that happened was when we lived up in Ashton U Lyne the staff have a bit more time for you in Anglesey.

My trip to France was a real eye opener the woman in the Spar insisted upon packing my Baglux tank bag for me and even came to the door to wave us off. Surprised really cos my French is Le Crap... or is that La Crap? Better ask FUK methinks

 

[derek kelly]

reminds me of a few years back in the co op in Ossett, checkout girl was busy talking with her friend who happened to be the person in front of me being served, they were gassing for ages and the checkout girl was deliberately taking her time so she could talk longer. when it came to my turn she just gave a quick glance at my face saw my displeasure, sneered and went to ringing the items through, she never lifted her face from the till until she had rung all the items through, but if she had she would have seen me walking away, leaving her to sort it all out. oddly enough I never saw her in their again.

 

[Fat Bert]

The Co-op in Ossett

gives out receipt like this though

Didn't realise you worked for the Co-op DereK?

 

[derek kelly]

Very droll.


Yawn.