ianrobbo1
good looking AND modest
Three bodies turn up at the mortuary all with very big smiles on their faces and the police call on the coroner to investigate.
"First body," says the coroner,
"Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress.
Hence the smile.''
"Second body is Gregory Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won ?50,000 on the lottery.
Spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." he says.
The Police Inspector asked, "So what about this third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Paddy, Irish, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why the broad grin, then?" inquires the Inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken".
.................
I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.
One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired."
His buddy says:
?Man I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.
She?s after me 3 and 4 times a day.
I just don't know what to do."
A fellow about Jaws age (75+), sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.
He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says:
"Marry her. That'll put a stop to that ****."
"First body," says the coroner,
"Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress.
Hence the smile.''
"Second body is Gregory Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won ?50,000 on the lottery.
Spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." he says.
The Police Inspector asked, "So what about this third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Paddy, Irish, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why the broad grin, then?" inquires the Inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken".
.................
I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.
One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired."
His buddy says:
?Man I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.
She?s after me 3 and 4 times a day.
I just don't know what to do."
A fellow about Jaws age (75+), sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.
He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says:
"Marry her. That'll put a stop to that ****."
