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The Royals gain a new horse

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Prince Charlie is going to marry Camilla (I thought Beastiality was illegal) so will that be another sponger added to the civil list? can't see her paying her own way on all these excursions that she will be doing with prince mong, apparently she will not be queen, she will be known as prince's consort, more like the Royal mount, anyway I think it is just a cover cos charlie is really a shirtlifter.
 

Supabird1100

Registered User
derek kelly said:
anyway I think it is just a cover cos charlie is really a shirtlifter.

That could be why he's gonna marry a boiler that looks like a bloke in drag !!! :lol:

Ideal wedding present for 'em ??......a saddle and a pair of stirrups !!! :}
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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When you consider he left Diana's bed to go and shag :puke: that, he has got to be a faggot
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Sore point here

Church of England will NOT marry people who have been divorced i.e married before - FACT

When Gertie and I wanted to get hitched C of E said "No way" as we both been married before

YET Charlie boy pops the question and the brown noses all bend over to accomodate him

One rule for the plebs - another for the monarchy!

When I got in from work Jane said "I know what you're going to say" LOL

Rant over :)

and what more every fecking traffic lights was on RED so I missed an ebay lot I was bidding on

Double Bollox
 
C

Crozzers

Guest
I hope everyone turns the tv off.................... :rant:
 

mal 97

Registered User
tossers the pair of them, but wernt she originally from oop yorkshire way :dunno:
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
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Sorry to disagree with you, guys (and gals), but strikes me that he's marrying her for love, not looks. He should have been allowed to do that when he first wanted to, not be forced into marrying a pretty face that he had nothing in common with. That marriage never stood a chance.

I hope they are both very happy together.

We are, after all, entitled to our own opinion.
 
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trophychap

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Well for one I hope they will be very happy.

He did what his family wanted him to do, married a totally unsuitable lightweight who had a bit of a vicious/mean/sly streak from a very early age (that's just according to a chap we know who used to work on the Alsthorp estate when she was growing up but then he is the only person I have ever met who actually knew her) who was promoted by his granny; he and she produced the requisite heir and a spare; end of one chapter.

I did and do feel a bit sorry for Diana - it seems to me no-one else in the Royal family wanted her at all and I am sure she suffered for it. But once Charlie was 'out of love' with her I am also quite sure she could have led a cosseted life doing what the hell she wanted - within reason - if only she had had a modicum of discretion - I think 'the family' would have paid handsomely for her silence and buttoned their lips if she had hers. You really can't win against that sort of opposition and I'm sure her father would have told her that if he'd been around. As it was, everybody just took advantage and made some money for themselves. Barstewards, but she was her own worst enemy.

All that is, as they say, water under the bridge. Why the hell should Charles be a lonely old man? Why shouldn't Camilla be allowed to be at his side to support him publicly as well as in private? No man is an island and no woman is either. Marriage is an estate of companionship "for the mutual comfort of each other".

The C of E if you recall your history, was created by a man who wanted a divorce and couldn't get one by any other means. How very fitting that the future Defender of that Faith should also be a divorcee! And my understanding of their rules is that - as with Baptism - it is much up to the individual vicar as to whether he will marry you in his church or not, he then has to make a case to his Bishop, who has the final word. I also know couples who have snook off to the registry office early on a Saturday morning and arrived at church a few hours later to a full congregation and all the trimmings for a Blessing ceremony - which some of the guests thought was the full monte, anyway.

Love em or loathe em, the Royal family are a HUGE source of income for this country especially from the Americans, who are just sooooo jealous because we've got em - and they ain't.

Emma - you are joking aren't you? People's curiosity will make them watch the event. How fascinating, I mean she's no oil painting, is she? - I wonder what she'll wear? In any event I'm absolutely certain that Camilla's hair will look a thousand times better than Diana's did on her wedding day. And of course I look forward to seeing pics of Princess Anne looking genuinely pleased - I think she's brill.

I really do wish them both a happy life together. Pete and I are happy - why should they be denied the chance?

Jenny
 
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Scalesy

Guest
trophychap said:
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No man is an island

Jenny
Dont be ridiculous!

Some of the bloaters on here can be seen from space! :lick:


Hat...........corset...................bus pass........R#?
 

SILVERONE

Registered User
Live & let live, dont Know the people personally but if it makes them happy and it's all legal '' what the f**k as it got to do with us ? They don't rule our lifes.
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
Scalesy said:
Dont be ridiculous!

Some of the bloaters on here can be seen from space! :lick:


there he goes again!!!! :mad:
OY pedestrian pack it in will ya??? :rolleyes: :} :mad: :f
 
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Scalesy

Guest
May have to start a new thread/poll "is Robbo a bit stressy?" :}
 

Bubba

Registered User
Fat Bert said:
Sore point here

Church of England will NOT marry people who have been divorced i.e married before - FACT

When Gertie and I wanted to get hitched C of E said "No way" as we both been married before

YET Charlie boy pops the question and the brown noses all bend over to accomodate him

One rule for the plebs - another for the monarchy!

When I got in from work Jane said "I know what you're going to say" LOL

Rant over :)

and what more every fecking traffic lights was on RED so I missed an ebay lot I was bidding on

Double Bollox


I think they said no to you remarrying to try and keep the gene pool clean. I got remarried with the C of E's blessing.

Dunno what Charlieboy will do when Camel Parker Knowles loses her looks!
 

Cyclops

Registered User
Bubba said:
I think they said no to you remarrying to try and keep the gene pool clean. I got remarried with the C of E's blessing.

Dunno what Charlieboy will do when Camel Parker Knowles loses her looks!



For fooks sake Charlie anit no oil painting is he !!!!


Let them get on with it, if you dont want to watch then dont bother cos I wont, not though any ill will just not bothered. :beer:
 

Punchy

Registered User
Personnaly I couldnt give a fishes tit what Charlie does. He and CPB can dress up as Punch and Judy and jump off Beachy Head if they so desire. What really gets up my nose is that the media will go ferkin apeshit over it... just when theres an election on... sounds to me like a Blairwitch distraction manoeuvre

:bang: :bang: :bang:
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Punchy

Punchy said:
Personnaly I couldnt give a fishes tit what Charlie does. He and CPB can dress up as Punch and Judy and jump off Beachy Head if they so desire............

Fer Christs sake [pun!!]............

Don't mention Punch and Judy this close to the Matlock meet!!

punch.jpg
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
:shooter: :shooter: :bandit: :bandit:

problem all gone :bow: :bow:

lets hunt them!!! get them all to dress up as P and J and then chase them throught the streets of london with big ferkin axes and sharp little slicing knives, hehehehehehe think i need to buy some nikes.
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
Paunchy said:
. sounds to me like a Blairwitch distraction manoeuvre
:lol: I see Im not alone in thinking along these lines,!! :lol:
these people reaLLy do think we are as stupid as they are!! :eek:
 
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BlackBirdBaz

Guest
The scarey this is though that she is probably more British than him, afterall he is the cast off from Zorba the Greek and Betty Bratwurst !"!
 
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KevKing

Guest
Personally, having met her I preferred his first missus... Less of an old horse. I'm sure they are well suited, big ears and big a@#e... My TV will definitely be off as there are better things to do with me time
 
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