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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Punchy

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Got this from a friend, enjoy.

"THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again."



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ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
:bow: every one true,!! :bow:
whats a sixty year old woman got between her breasts a 20 year old hasnt,??

..
.. a belly button,!! :rolleyes:
 

Rolfy Dave

Been there, and had one
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ianrobbo1 said:
whats a sixty year old woman got between her breasts a 20 year old hasnt,??

..
.. a belly button,!! :rolleyes:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

What I dont want to know is.....

how the hell do you know ???:puke:

Ooooooooooooo h Ian :t

ROFL

Rolfy

:beer:
 
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