The deed is done !!

[Allan]

Well thats it, I said I'd have one and have one I have.

Bought my replacement bike last night off Ebay....

A 2002 954 Fireblade, 6,800 miles on the clock for the princely sum of..

?3,700. A grand and half under book price :yo: .

I'm well chuffed. k1ap

Picking it up Wednesday from Glastonbury (trailer as leg is still bust).

Photo's to follow.

Buzz.

 

[ianrobbo1]

well done that man,!! :bow: any chance of you keeping this one upright??

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

Well I suppose they're OK in a straight line






























whoosh!!

 

[Allan]

Now fook off over to their forum and leave us alone :k

Ha, thats rich coming from a bloke who want a fookin car section :m


Buzz

 

[Fat Bert]

Lumps

Er? Which part of FOOK OFF did you not understand?

Any of it cos he's totally deaf on one side

Whilst in Spain...sat in a bar talking away to him

After 15 minutes seems like the fooker's ingoring me

"Oi - you ignoring me ya skinny twat?"

"What you say? Sit on the other side Bert cos I cann a hear a thing on that side!"

Sad but true

Trouble was I was offering to buy a round so he missed out [again]

Later that evening a challenge was issued.........

Bert: "Tomorrow Buzz when the time is just sooooo right ...I'll scoot up the inside of you mid bend - just when you're nto expecting it"

Buzz: "Yeah right Dreamer!!. Tell you what Bert.if you can manage that I'll buy you double of whatever you're currently drinking"

Following day........planning the maneouvre, the skinny twat is as wide as a JCB - every bloody corner ...wide line....clip the apex......drift wide......middle digit in the air

Then just as I was about to close in for the "kill"..............

He said Hello to the Armco!

Things he'll do to avoid buying a round

True or not Buzz?

 

[Allan]

Any of it cos he's totally deaf on one side

Whilst in Spain...sat in a bar talking away to him

After 15 minutes seems like the fooker's ingoring me

"Oi - you ignoring me ya skinny twat?"

"What you say? Sit on the other side Bert cos I cann a hear a thing on that side!"

Sad but true

Trouble was I was offering to buy a round so he missed out [again]

Later that evening a challenge was issued.........

Bert: "Tomorrow Buzz when the time is just sooooo right ...I'll scoot up the inside of you mid bend - just when you're nto expecting it"

Buzz: "Yeah right Dreamer!!. Tell you what Bert.if you can manage that I'll buy you double of whatever you're currently drinking"

Following day........planning the maneouvre, the skinny twat is as wide as a JCB - every bloody corner ...wide line....clip the apex......drift wide......middle digit in the air

Then just as I was about to close in for the "kill"..............

He said Hello to the Armco!

Things he'll do to avoid buying a round

True or not Buzz?

Just when was it you woke up Bert?.

If recal you were talking in your sleep leaning on the bar having had just one cold sherbet !!! :f

Buzz

 

[Fat Bert]

WHAT???

SHOUT UP - YOURE ON MY DEAF SIDE!!!!

 

[Allan]

Bert: "Tomorrow Buzz when the time is just sooooo right ...I'll scoot up the inside of you mid bend - just when you're nto expecting it"

Buzz: "Yeah right Dreamer!!. Tell you what Bert.if you can manage that I'll buy you double of whatever you're currently drinking"

Following day........planning the maneouvre, the skinny twat is as wide as a JCB - every bloody corner ...wide line....clip the apex......drift wide......middle digit in the air

Then just as I was about to close in for the "kill"..............

He said Hello to the Armco!

Now the truths out !!!!

I could never understand why in a 'slowish' bend at about 45 mph my bike suddenly let go and went from under me.

It was the bloody fudge machine hitting me from behind.:wank:

Thats got to be the answer :xm

Bert - you owe me a bike and new leg please !!

Buzz









whoosh














plop











here he comes....

 

[Fat Bert]

Nar mate

Rider Error!!

and why would you want ya leg back?

You can't even dance on the one you still have?

Stumpy!!

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

Whilst he's off work he's written a follow up book to "Driving in France"..........

 

[Cyclops]

Whilst he's off work he's written a follow up book to "Driving in France"..........

Attached for free download


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The Fat Bert book of riding skills












































If that dont get the Fat Twerp to bite nowt will

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL @ Cyclops

Prize twat!!

Drinks all my coffee all morning

Soaks up all the heat from my fan heater

Eats all my Choco Digestives

Then moans cos he had to buy his daaughter a meal for her 18th birthday!!

Anyway ...always thought a KFC Party Bucket was only available "take away"


8l1nd :wank: k1ap k1ap k1ap

 

[Fat Bert]

Lumps~~~

Thanks Ian. I like a good Book of Fiction to read.


Smaller, even, than the Italian War Heroes book.

Or the Slobbo Wiring Diagram

 

[Cyclops]

Prize twat!!

Drinks all my coffee all morning

Soaks up all the heat from my fan heater

Eats all my Choco Digestives

Then moans cos he had to buy his daaughter a meal for her 18th birthday!!

Anyway ...always thought a KFC Party Bucket was only available "take away"


8l1nd :wank: k1ap k1ap k1ap

That did not take long !!!!!


Prize Mullet landed and gutted