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The Blind Man

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Allan1

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One day the doorbell rang at the local convent.
Sister Mary answered the door, “Can I help you” she said.
“Blind man to see Mother Superior” came the reply,
“Oh right, hand a moment, I’ll go and see if she available”

Sister Mary trotted off and knocked upon Mother Superiors door.

“Yes” came the reply followed by a brief splash of water.

“Its Sister Mary, there’s a blind man at the front door asking to see you”

“Well I’m taking a bath at the moment” said Mother Superior, “but as it’s a blind man, I suppose it wont matter, bring him in”.

Sister Mary went and fetched the blind man and led in into the bathroom where Mother Superior was now standing in the bath tub, briskly drying herself.

“Now what can I do for you” asked Mother Superior?

“Nice tits lady, but could tell me where you want these blinds fitting?


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Jaws

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Old yes, but somehow evocative :blush:
 
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The old ones are the best ones though...
 
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