Naaaaahh.. The snakes swallowed all the diamonds and then that twat Patrick chased em away before the diamonds could be recoveredNo diamonds here
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The Angriest Man in the world?
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Er, yes there is!!No grammatical or spelling errors there.
Should finish with an exclamation mark.
No it should finish with a full stop because I want you to fuck off full stop.
What are you smoking
Dunno but it's good shitWhat are you smoking
Tha is an interesting one Derek. Do you need to use a punctuation mark 'full stop' after using the words 'full stop'?
I think the answer is 'yes', but would stand corrected on this one.
If you are trying to talk Yorkshire then do it proper, there is no “is” after “Tha” it’s “Thas”
Stop stirring the shit, toss face. I haven’t slagged anyone, everyone and everything off since coming back and I haven’t moaned about much at all. Apart from that professional victim, Muckvfr800, that is. In any event he deserved it for calling me dense, cheeky bastard.
Now that I’m home and settled with Mrs P and my three Panzers, I’m very happy indeed. All I’m waiting for now is my container of stuff to arrive from Singapore. Should be in Felixstowe around 19th October and then here within a week. Unless customs find my drug stash and porn.
You were very nasty about golfists.
And only golfists (and that cheeky bastard Muckvfr800], which doesn’t exactly count as everyone and everything, Andrew.
Nope, only the Squareheads and Les Collaboratuers. You can also throw in terrorists and extremists, who claim to act under the Religion of Peace; doctors' receptionists; estate agents; Audi drivers; benefit scroungers; health tourists; illegal immigrants; Tony B.Liar; Cherie 'Letterbox Gob' B.Liar; Jeremy 'Traitor' Corbyn; and, entitled millenial twats. I think that's about it, but do let me know if I've forgotten anyone. In any event, it still doesn't cover everyone and everything.
Thas righ
You forgot your neighbours.
No, I didn't. They've been forgiven because they moved their car (shared drive and they parked too close to mine) to allow me to get my baby Panzer out for a ride on Sunday.
I thought they couldn't have a conversation without shouting?
They can't. I had to ask from 40 yards away.