Tax

[derek kelly]

Because Bev is on less than £200 a week I can get tax relief, so we applied, I am now paying less tax & got a cheque for £250. + Bev just won £50 on premium bonds, the icing on the cake is that we have recently discovered that any overtime worked entitles us to extra leave days, as the Prison service won’t grant us any more leave days they have agreed to pay us holiday days for overtime worked over the past three years,
Not sure exact amount but I believe I’ll get about three grand, that will buy Bev a nice present for her 60th birthday in August.

 

[Pow-Lo]

Buy yourself another bike, you poof!

 

[Jaws]

Buy yourself another bike, you poof!

Are you suggesting Bev is a bike ! ? That's not nice !!!

 

[derek kelly]

Buy yourself another bike, you poof!

One blackbird is enough for me.

 

[Jaws]

One blackbird is enough for me.

You mean you don't Fancy the Abbott thing then?

 

[derek kelly]

You mean you don't Fancy the Abbott thing then?

Ugh, I’ve just been sick in my mouth.

 

[Pow-Lo]

Are you suggesting Bev is a bike ! ? That's not nice !!!

No, I meant buy another bike instead of buying Bev a present. Dezza is all the present she'll ever need.

 

[Pow-Lo]

You mean you don't Fancy the Abbott thing then?

I was eating when I read that and threw up in my mouth!

 

[Colourtheme Dave]

Always good to get something back from HMRC

 

[Squag1]

My birthday is next month......

 

[derek kelly]

My birthday is next month......

Can’t be, you had one last year.

 

[Minkey]

Mines this month

 

[derek kelly]

Mines this month

Now you’re just being greedy.

 

[Cougar377]

Because Bev is on less than £200 a week I can get tax relief, so we applied, I am now paying less tax & got a cheque for £250. + Bev just won £50 on premium bonds, the icing on the cake is that we have recently discovered that any overtime worked entitles us to extra leave days, as the Prison service won’t grant us any more leave days they have agreed to pay us holiday days for overtime worked over the past three years,
Not sure exact amount but I believe I’ll get about three grand, that will buy Bev a nice present for her 60th birthday in August.

You can get a lot for £50. That leaves you £2950 for another bike.

 

[Squag1]

Can’t be, you had one last year.

Don't encourage him.
And I had one the year before and the year before that, all the way back to.......

 

[derek kelly]

You can get a lot for £50. That leaves you £2950 for another bike.

It wouldn’t buy me a better bike than the one I’ve got.