ianrobbo1 said:has he bought another bike to give him the CC to be on here??
Why??????????Fat Bert said:Was a bit too lively over the "otherside" for me matey!
Wait till Sugar Lips reads this!!!!!
Head down...........in hiding!!
Artemis said:Why??????????
Do I bite?
Not even when the bait is cast.
(Oh I forgot, you like hiding, don't you Bert? Do you get all upset when no-one wants to come and find you?)
Nor do I scratch (unless I'm asked very nicely, that is).
Sulk a bit sometimes, but only when I've got an audience.
Artemis said:........ but it buggers me for fancy dresses now......
Well, I used to go to all fancy dress parties as the 'Bride of Dracula' In my wedding dress, with red lippie on my fangs, but as the fangs have gone I'm having to go to this weekends one as a french maid. Well, the theme is Rocky Horror, so Hunter's Rif Raf and I'm Magenta.Fat Bert said:What sort of Fancy dress parties do you go to then?
And just in case you thought she was joking..............Artemis said:You don't call that biting, do you? When I bite, you can see the fang marks for years:k (check out the right hand side of Hunter's neck, right on the jugular!).