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Sugar Lips?

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Scrapman

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ianrobbo1 said:
has he bought another bike to give him the CC to be on here?? :rolleyes:

Will a bottle of Canadian Club (whiskey) do the trick?
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
LOL @ Scrapman

Was a bit too lively over the "otherside" for me matey!

Wait till Sugar Lips reads this!!!!!







Head down...........in hiding!!
 

Codbasher

Registered User
Sugar lips??

Only one sweet enough to warrent a name like that, would be the lovely......



















Artemis. :k :k :k



Do i get a prize fudgey???
 

Artemis

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Fat Bert said:
Was a bit too lively over the "otherside" for me matey!

Wait till Sugar Lips reads this!!!!!







Head down...........in hiding!!
Why??????????

Do I bite?

Not even when the bait is cast.

(Oh I forgot, you like hiding, don't you Bert? Do you get all upset when no-one wants to come and find you?)

Nor do I scratch (unless I'm asked very nicely, that is).

Sulk a bit sometimes, but only when I've got an audience.
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Artemis

Artemis said:
Why??????????

Do I bite?

Not even when the bait is cast.

(Oh I forgot, you like hiding, don't you Bert? Do you get all upset when no-one wants to come and find you?)

Nor do I scratch (unless I'm asked very nicely, that is).

Sulk a bit sometimes, but only when I've got an audience.






and bit she did!!!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

bitebest.gif
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
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You don't call that biting, do you? When I bite, you can see the fang marks for years:k (check out the right hand side of Hunter's neck, right on the jugular!).

Actually, I had the fangs filed away a few years back, but it buggers me for fancy dresses now, I have to get false ones (still, they go with all the rest of the false bits).
 

Fat Bert

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Blimey

Artemis said:
........ but it buggers me for fancy dresses now......

What sort of Fancy dress parties do you go to then?






































Please form an orderly queue chaps!
 

Artemis

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Fat Bert said:
What sort of Fancy dress parties do you go to then?
Well, I used to go to all fancy dress parties as the 'Bride of Dracula' In my wedding dress, with red lippie on my fangs, but as the fangs have gone I'm having to go to this weekends one as a french maid. Well, the theme is Rocky Horror, so Hunter's Rif Raf and I'm Magenta.
 

Artemis

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Thanks for the new 600 forum Avatar, Bertie:k

Soooooo pink.......
 

Hunter

Registered User
Artemis said:
You don't call that biting, do you? When I bite, you can see the fang marks for years:k (check out the right hand side of Hunter's neck, right on the jugular!).
And just in case you thought she was joking..............
 

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