Stupid Questions

[SILVERONE]

When taking out a new bike insurance policy today :- 'do you smoke'
"what the thucksss THAT got to with it?" :dunno:


(A) No, if it gets me it cheaper :-: :blush: :-:

So I just packed it in while I was taking the policy out but started again when I put the phone down.

Now should I tell them their has been a change in my circumstances :dunno: .

What ever happened to the trivia questions like : do you suffer from epilepsy, when did you last have your eyes tested, do you do drugs and so'on & so'on :dunno:

We've got a lot to answer for, us smokers

 

[roXXo]

I have just renewed my insurance and had to go through as you say, stupid questions.

Am I married? Do I own my own house?

As you say, is it relevant?

Is insurance cheaper/dearer dependant on these the answers to these questions?

 

[Wolfie]

what the thucksss THAT got to with it?

have you tried to smoke whilst riding???

 

[SILVERONE]

have you tried to smoke whilst riding???

Yip, no prob's, it's getting the ash in'to the ashtray I have problems with :-: :-: :-:

 

[Wolfie]

same here,l so i just nod hard and it gets blow away by the wind.


bike gloves dont let yer fingers get burnt either do they. :yo: :bow: :bow: :bow:

 

[chuffmeister]

Same with employment

Say HM forces

Next , question

Wot rank,:dunno:

why, am i not the same rider now i got promoted c7u8

 

[derek kelly]

Smokers= more inclined to have sudden heart attack (theoretically) pay more insurance.

Married= More to live for than a single person (theoretically) so will ride with more care, pay less insurance

Forces= Junior ranks, first in line to be shot/blown up, more insurance. the higher the rank the further from the danger, less insurance.

 

[SILVERONE]

same here,l so i just nod hard and it gets blow away by the wind.


bike gloves dont let yer fingers get burnt either do they. :yo: :bow: :bow: :bow:

'WOT' are you suppose to take it out of ur gob, my Grandad taught me to smoke, but to be really honest, I never mastered the flat cap bit :xm

Ps, he really is my Grandad :-: :yo:

 

[stan the man]

i can see the likeness john k1ap k1ap

 

[derek kelly]

i can see the likeness john k1ap k1ap

I can't, picture's too small

 

[SILVERONE]

Smokers= more inclined to have sudden heart attack (theoretically) pay more insurance.

Married= More to live for than a single person (theoretically) so will ride with more care, pay less insurance

Forces= Junior ranks, first in line to be shot/blown up, more insurance. the higher the rank the further from the danger, less insurance.

Bike insurance "Des" not life, "not like you'' try and keep up

 

[derek kelly]

Bike insurance "Des" not life, "not like you'' try and keep up

I was associating it with bike insurance John, my brother works in insurance (although not motorcycle) you'd be amazed at the scams they use to get people to pay more

 

[stan the man]

I can't, picture's too small

in that case,derek























































your a blind twat which explains why you ride a BLACKbird 8l1nd man8um

 

[roXXo]

I was associating it with bike insurance John, my brother works in insurance (although not motorcycle) you'd be amazed at the scams they use to get people to pay more

Ask him what answers we should give Derek, to get our premiums lower.:beer:

 

[derek kelly]

Ask him what answers we should give Derek, to get our premiums lower.:beer:

He'd probably lie to get me to pay a higher premium.

 

[SILVERONE]

Am I married? Do I own my own house?

As you say, is it relevant?

Is insurance cheaper/dearer dependant on these the answers to these questions?

Am I married? = yes but I an't seen her for 10 years.

Do I own my own house? = No, I own someone ells's house, I nicked mine :bang: