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Discussion in 'Coffee Shop' started by Toast, Dec 3, 2019 at 10:52 AM.

  1. Toast

    Toast Birdie Maniac Club Sponsor

    So on Sunday the lure of a badly-cooked full English lured us down to the H Cafe in Berinsfield, just east of Oxford. So we jumped onto out clean bikes (her Fazer 1000 & my Redbird) and headed down; when we arrived - another Redbird sat in the car park.
    40k-ish miles, and almost immaculate; looked back at mine - Mudbath!
    Either he lives within spitting distance of the cafe or he's come up with some amazing muck-repelling technology that keeps his bike mint. Even his wheels were clean. Defies logic. :facepalm:
    Got home, spent over an hour cleaning my bike. She cleaned hers... We must share this new secretive tech!
     
  2. Malone

    Malone Been there, and had one Club Sponsor

    Perhaps he trailered it there?
     
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  3. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Club Sponsor

    That'll be the Ace cafe. :rolleyes:
     
  4. ianrobbo1

    ianrobbo1 good looking AND modest Club Sponsor

  5. Jaws

    Jaws Corporal CockUp Staff Member Moderator

    Muck-Be-Gone

    Only seen it for sale in one place in London.. Shop down Diagon Ally
     
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  6. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Club Sponsor

    Don't you mean Leadenhall Market...?
     
  7. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Club Sponsor

    I'm still trying to find someone who sells this fantastic biker protection gear called "Invisi-shield" that's so beloved of scooterists and squids.
     
  8. Jaws

    Jaws Corporal CockUp Staff Member Moderator

    Nope... Diagon Ally !
    Where you can get the Owls and potions from
     
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  9. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Club Sponsor

    You'd best explain.... I thought they used Leadenhall Market as Diagon Alley... Or have I missed something..? :eek:
     
  10. Jaws

    Jaws Corporal CockUp Staff Member Moderator

    Well yes you are technically right but it sort of kills the joke
     
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  11. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Club Sponsor

    Sorry. :(
     
  12. Pow-Lo

    Pow-Lo B.I.R.D Legend Club Sponsor

    Set yourself in front of your telly with your slippers and cardi on and a mug of cocoa, then start watching the Harry Potter movies. You should get the gist of it about an hour into the first one :D
     
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  13. ogr1

    ogr1 Sex Engineer Club Sponsor

    Maybe he cleaned it before you pulled up?
     
  14. Malone

    Malone Been there, and had one Club Sponsor

    I was on a tour 20 years ago all the way across to Poland and one of the guys on his Hayabusa only had a square cloth bag strapped to the back of the bike. What else he had in it I don’t know clothing wise, bear in mind we were away for 2 weeks, but when he stopped he would unzip the bag and take out a cloth and polish the bike.
     
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  15. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    That was a bit obtuse.
     
  16. Jaws

    Jaws Corporal CockUp Staff Member Moderator

    How so good sir?
     
  17. Malone

    Malone Been there, and had one Club Sponsor

    Or was it tangential?
     
  18. Jaws

    Jaws Corporal CockUp Staff Member Moderator

    Scaleneal if anything !
     
  19. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    Right over your head John??

    :D

    It was 'a cute' observation.
     
  20. Jaws

    Jaws Corporal CockUp Staff Member Moderator

    Doh ! I see now the angle you was coming from
     
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