Fancy bringing some for a BBQ... QUOTE]
What, when the pub does grub, NO I fecking well dont! It's bad enough that SWMBO has got me sleeping in a fecking sack with poles, so I aint gonna be sitting around a stinking bonfire eating charcoal and singing ging gang fecking gooly. I'm not a snob ( much) but I consider sleeping like a fecking neanderthol is as low as I want to get. If God had intended us to remain primitive, he wouldnt have given us the brains to invent gas stoves and employ chefs. Next you'll be suggesting we all go shopping for previsions and other stuff to cremate on second hand wood, ffs might as well stay home and do that. My idea of a short break is to, eat well drink well laugh well and do feck all else, let the publican provide food and ale, with all the fecking graft that goes with it. I work fecking hard all week and dont want to expell any more energy than I have to. If there is something I require I shall endeavour to find someone I can pay to do it for me or fetch it. Thats another great invention on Gods behalf "goffors".
Hopes this answers your question on fecking sussages, but feel free if there's any thing else you'd like to know.