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Silly game for you lot

DLN1965

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Sorry everyone I didn't realise I had to put a link for my crevice joke

So I dug myself out of the crevice .... Ahhh another one !! and here's the link
 

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The link was supposed to be to the French sweet prostitutes !

There was a man with a very short tongue and a lisp and a speech impediment

Shouting at me while I was skiing ....
As I got closer I could make out his words
Watch out there's a huge Crieff ice nearby !!
Translated into English anyone ???
 

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Sorry everyone I didn't realise I had to put a link for my crevice joke

So I dug myself out of the crevice .... Ahhh another one !! and here's the link

This one don't count, Darren. Read the rules! :bang:
 

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Counting aloud in a bus stop
Results in
Everyone becoming
Very
Irritated and
Causes isolation from
Everyone !


Top tip.... Read the first letter of each sentence !
 

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This one don't count, Darren. Read the rules! :bang:

Just coz your putting the word in every post !!!
LOL

Caustic
Reactions?
Envy?
Verify your
Intentions
Correctly or there will be
Exterminations !!
 

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Each
Chapter
In
Vernon's
Encyclopaedia
Read
Carefully
 

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Done it John, in the ballet thread but I can't figure out how to link it from my ipad.
 

Jaws

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Poo Plow leaps ahead on three points and Derek, I shall award you a point anyway cos at least you put where it is posted !
 

Jaws

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can plops be deducted a point for being rude to me please?

Yes.. but then he got a bonus point for being rude to you

And can he be deducted another point for being a ladyboy with gay chipmunks?

Until there is a definitive / witnessed chipmunk fight off, I am afraid that cannot happen.. sorry Derek....
 

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Crevice

FFS John. You'll be asking folks to think about what they post next. It'll never work 8rfl@
 

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I hear Glastonbury sold out in a matter of hours !
Over ?150 a ticket and over 100,000 people attending
That's made Mike Crea-Vice and his daughter very very rich


And I was watching an old cartoon with 2 stupid American teenagers on it ..... creevice and Butthead ???


Trying to tie one of those stupid tie things ... That posh kids wear
What's it called ?? A Crevice?? Creeface ? Oh a Crevatte!!!
 

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All very good ( errr.. wellllllllllllll 8rfl@ ) but does not count if posted in THIS thread !
 

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Think my Sceloporus poinsettii is a little unwell !!!
 

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Poo Plow leaps ahead on three points and Derek, I shall award you a point anyway cos at least you put where it is posted !

Er, that was ten at that stage!

can plops be deducted a point for being rude to me please?

You should be disqualified for being a bald, fat midget :-0)

And can he be deducted another point for being a ladyboy with gay chipmunks?

My chipmunks are proper and hard. Yours are gay weasels with tail perms. Another disqualification, please John d34l

Yes.. but then he got a bonus point for being rude to you


Until there is a definitive / witnessed chipmunk fight off, I am afraid that cannot happen.. sorry Derek....

Thank you!

'Bout time too, you ol' poof! :-0)

Dezza's 'munks are all in rehab after OD'ing on blue smarties. Shower of poofers.
 
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