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derek kelly

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Yesterday it was dickhead’s (shitbag that daughter married) turn to have the kids, he arrived at the school to pick them up & unfortunately a child came out of the school on her pushbike & put a nice dent & scratch near the fuel cap on his horrible blue BMW :)
The mother immediately offered to pay for the damage, later that evening she received a text from him & the photo of the damage was nowhere near the fuel cap.
I told her to tell him to get stuffed & take it to court if he thought he could win.
The guy really is a piece of shit.
 

T.C

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From your daughters perspective though Derek, good evidence to show what a liar he is and that he has no scruples about committing fraud and deception (y);)
 

derek kelly

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From your daughters perspective though Derek, good evidence to show what a liar he is and that he has no scruples about committing fraud and deception (y);)
We’ve plenty of evidence of that in his texts, the mortgage payments rose by £200 a month after he left, he refused to pay any extra stating that he was going to accept £5000 to remove him from any claim on the property, now it’s getting near the Court date he says he wants £40,000
 

DEG5Y

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Child coming out of school, wasn't parked on the school yellow zigzags was he?
 

Pow-Lo

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Did the mother have big tits?
 

andyBeaker

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Yesterday it was dickhead’s (shitbag that daughter married) turn to have the kids, he arrived at the school to pick them up & unfortunately a child came out of the school on her pushbike & put a nice dent & scratch near the fuel cap on his horrible blue BMW :)
The mother immediately offered to pay for the damage, later that evening she received a text from him & the photo of the damage was nowhere near the fuel cap.
I told her to tell him to get stuffed & take it to court if he thought he could win.
The guy really is a piece of shit.
He has a blue BMW....sounds like a top bloke to me.....

:couch:
 

derek kelly

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He has a blue BMW....sounds like a top bloke to me.....

:couch:
He is the stereotypical BMW driver, (doesn’t actually own the car, leasing it for about £300 a month) he is arrogant, narcissistic, inadequate, vain,wears sunglasses 24/7, the only good thing about him is that soon my daughter will no longer be married to him.
 

Pow-Lo

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The fact that he drives a BMW is enough for me. Absolute wankers, every single one of them. The only thing worse than a BMW driver is an Audi driver; they're a whole new lever of wanker.
 

andyBeaker

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He is the stereotypical BMW driver, (doesn’t actually own the car, leasing it for about £300 a month) he is arrogant, narcissistic, inadequate, vain,wears sunglasses 24/7, the only good thing about him is that soon my daughter will no longer be married to him.
I don't wear sunglasses 24/7
 
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