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AND BEIGE!!
And the front mudguard is filthy.
So you don't disagree that the bike is a 'she' then?AND BEIGE!!
Nice one 
I am giving the owner the benefit of the doubt - as I have said many times before, it is only a 'she' if one criteria is met.So you don't disagree that the bike is a 'she' then?
Big tits?
The rule is simple - if the owner has ...
On second thoughts, not sure how sensitive you are.............
What's that odd knocking noise
Not many people have a cattle grid on there drive do they???????Very nice, needs a clean though, and the grass looks nice and tidy, congratulations
Not many people have a cattle grid on there drive do they???????
Well it is Wales & you got to keep the inlaws off the road
Accounts for the nicely cropped lawn too
The mudguard is a temporary one until I get the beige . . . I mean Titanium one repaired and resprayed.
At the moment I am the owner of a smallish pair of manboobs!
Not many people have a cattle grid on there drive do they???????
I am lucky to rent a place on a lane that is surrounded by farms so a cattle grid is a necessity.
The rule is simple...if the male owner has had any form of sex with their machine (including motorised cycles, cars, chainsaws, you name it) then it can be regarded as a 'she'.More sensitive than a cat’s whiskers mate.
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Otherwise it is exactly that ie IT.
Females opt for silly names, generally related to whatever letters are in the registration number.
my cars a he and we have never been intimate
Is that because He’s big butch macho and manly, or can’t do more than one thing at a time
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Is your mother a 'she' or an 'it'?