You can't fall off a car.
You don't get wet in a car.
You don't get cold in a car.
You don't look like a knob in a car (there are exceptions to this).
People don't laugh at you in a car.
You lap faster in a car.
'Nuff said.
1. I saw Jason Statham fall off the roof of a car in a movie. Therefore, one can fall off a car. Fact.
2. I passed a couple in an old MG Midget on the M4 with their roof off in the pissing rain. They were getting soaked. You can get wet in a car. Fact.
3. The heater didn’t work in my old Allegro (30 years ago). I was bastard freezing in the winter. You can get cold in a car. Fact.
4. I saw this twat who fancied himself as a bit of an Anti-Christ in his car, a Rover SDI. All dressed in black, black lipstick, died black hair, black nail varnish, dodgy piercings and an inverted crucifix around his neck. He looked a right cock. You can look like a knob in a car. Fact.
5. A female cock in a convertible Audi tried boy-racering me off the traffic lights when I was out on my Speed Triple a few years ago. Music blaring, revving her engine, staring across at me, all the usual shite. Lights changed and she stalled. Oh, how some people were laughing. People do laugh at you in a car. Fact.
6. A competent driver will indeed lap faster in a car than an equally competent rider on a motorcycle. Fact. However, I f’ind this a strange comment coming from someone who repeatedly writes comments along the lines of ‘unless your name is Valentino’. Therefore, this observation is irrelevant to use of the Queen’s Highway and only of interest to someone who might be considering a career in a form of motor racing.
Andrew, therefore, is again wrong on almost every level. Nothing new there then. Fact.
