Seasonal Joke

[BlackBirdBaz]

A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night

when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he

said to his wife. "No, that felt more like snow to me," she

replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain," he said. They were just

about to begin arguing with each other about whether it was raining

or snowing when they saw a

Communist Party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight

about it," the man said. "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's

officially raining or snowing." As the official approached, the man

said: "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or

snowing?" "It's raining, of course," he replied, and walked on. But

the woman insisted,

"I know that felt like snow!" To which her husband quietly replied:
















































"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."



c7u8

 

[ianrobbo1]

christmas jokes,

heres another,!!
sorry not nearly so funny,!!

 

[derek kelly]

Nearly as bad as Olf the russian going home on a train, goes up to the buffet car and buys a can of ale, he takes a swig and then starts cursing and swearing, takes another swig and again curses one of the passengers feeling a bit upset by all this complains to the guard and the guard says "Oh Rude Olf the Red loathes train beer"