saturday off???

[marcella]

and i havnt got the required funds to go and get blootered brok3 (where's the suicide smiley?)

i have as it happens found a bottle of ouzo (the second one brought to me by cheapskate holiday makers) it tastes a lot like my fav aniseed balls, and it would appear to have the desired effectsp1ttt3 ooooohhhh tell your mother i like her stockingsb0x1 !
i find it easier to understand the attitude of the makers of this liquid labotomy cos after 1 or 2 you really cant decide if your best course of action should involve laughing, wrestling or humping (that goes a long way to explaining behavourial patterns in kebab shops!)
well anyhoo thats the top part of the bottle gone, i'll do my best to keep you posted on how the evening goes:yo:

 

[dhekalia]

Cheers, as I sit here at work doing nothing, enjoy it m8
Dhek'

 

[Centaur]

B*llocks Shaun

Stick to whisky or whiskey.....you know where you will end up! 3ck04

 

[marcella]

Stick to whisky or whiskey.....you know where you will end up! 3ck04

bill! this is the craziest alcohol high (or low!!!) i'v ever had, straight from nasa this gearw4lc0m3 im fucked,,, it took me 15 mins to post this correctly spelling and all, i know how anal some of our brethren can be

do i sound slurredsp1ttt3

 

[R2B2]

Shaun on form again!! - and moving into entertainment mode :bow:

 

[ianrobbo1]

sticking to my "rosie lee" sp1ttt3 that way I know I'm going to get up tommorrow to finish painting the daughters bedroom!! :bang:

 

[Centaur]

Take off Shaun

Enjoy.....anyway you get there is good.....as Stan says!

 

[Punchy]

If you get completely blotted tonight what ever you do mate DO NOT DRINK anything tomorrow and that includes water.
Ouzo is one of the worst piss ups I have ever had, I was carried back to the hotel and lay on the bed hearing everything that was said but completely unable to move.
Feckin evil stuff

sp1ttt3
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[solorider]

and i havnt got the required funds to go and get blootered brok3 (where's the suicide smiley?)

couldnt find the suicide smiley,found this or nearest i could find,but then i suppose i could but then after this you would want to

 

[stan the man]

Enjoy.....anyway you get there is good.....as Stan says!

oiiii bill,stop casting aspertions g0nn3

 

[marcella]

Shaun on form again!! - and moving into entertainment mode :bow:

you know it rob:yo: had my shame gland removed at birth,, its a real pisser for the wife when alcohol removes the moral understanding bit! but there's always the stamina to keep her happy:-: it makes up for the embaressment,,i thinkp0pc0rn41

remember the laugh, fight or roger thing? ,,, it confused the milkman as well as myself b0x1 he defnally wasnt getting the pole! but he could've been a fuckin lot nicer asking for his money (the bstard) i told him straight, do you think frosties in the morning are a true nessecity? who's doing who a fuckin favour here mate! dont you realize that tesco cows are a lot less needy?,, cant wait till the grocery van comes!!!
i need fags too