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What the ? Royal Mail.

ogr1

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Who actually makes the request not to deliver? They've had the feckin thing at my local depot since yesterday.
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Jaws

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Very often the post man or woman.. but usually only when you have an iffy dog loose or some such
 

derek kelly

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The more sensible parrot does bark at the postman
We used to have two brothers at Wakefield, their surname was Darvell, they were Welsh & were convicted (wrongly) of murdering a sex shop worker.
They were being interviewed (about their wrongful arrest & conviction) on tv the interviewer asked how the Police interrogation went & I think it was Paul Darvell who said “they asked me what I was doing on such & such day & I replied I had to get up early as the dog had recently died” the Police apparently asked “why did you have to get up early?” He replied “somebody had to bite the postman
 

Pow-Lo

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Very often the post man or woman.. but usually only when you have an iffy dog loose or some such
Or, if you live near me, because the lazy bitch can't be arsed to finish her rounds because she's going out that night.*



*As a point of order, I mean the parcel delivery lazy bitch, not our regular post who's old school and proper.
 
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