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The more sensible parrot does bark at the postman
We used to have two brothers at Wakefield, their surname was Darvell, they were Welsh & were convicted (wrongly) of murdering a sex shop worker.
They were being interviewed (about their wrongful arrest & conviction) on tv the interviewer asked how the Police interrogation went & I think it was Paul Darvell who said “they asked me what I was doing on such & such day & I replied I had to get up early as the dog had recently died” the Police apparently asked “why did you have to get up early?” He replied “somebody had to bite the postman