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Supabird1100
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Think calm thoughts Mate !!!!.........
Deep breaths and all that !!!! Now have a bloody good rant and tell the world what the wa***rs have done:B
Then you can dig out the bazooka and blow the shitehole off the face of the earth tomorrow morning !!!!
Chin Up Rich............
Deep breaths and all that !!!! Now have a bloody good rant and tell the world what the wa***rs have done:B
Then you can dig out the bazooka and blow the shitehole off the face of the earth tomorrow morning !!!!
Chin Up Rich............
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D.S.
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Richard ~ the suspense is killing me & your fookin new avatar is giving me
the raging horn :}
the raging horn :}
richard
Cool as a Cucumber
Reeet here goes:
Brought my new Blue bird from Riossi in Peterborough in November 2002 Showed her to a few People as you do when you have a new toy. In pops mikew and says mate don't know how to tell you this but you bike is 2 different colours on the front faring. So you got I'm on the phone to riossi saying what the fuck is going on I want it sorted or me cash back. So they said we will get you a new panel in and they did but the decals were now different so me says phook off I want me vfr back so they some how persuaded me they would sort it out as I was now hooked on me Bird you know how it is. Anyway the phone rings you stickers/decals are in so off we go back to the shop 4 hrs later sorry Mr P they have sent the wrong ones so off we go to pick up me bike again another few months pass no call so I ring them up and say have a cheque ready Its coming back you can't do that they say wanna bet you policy states that if you are not happy within 2 weeks you can have a full refund so i complained about this within said 2 weeks. And bugger me got a call week last monday your stickers are in MR P and Waite for 5 days later this time we only have them for one side of the bike..... ummmm I Phooking EXPLODE at the boss at Dixon's and bugger me its back today perrrrrrfik...Thank phook for that..
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richard
Brought my new Blue bird from Riossi in Peterborough in November 2002 Showed her to a few People as you do when you have a new toy. In pops mikew and says mate don't know how to tell you this but you bike is 2 different colours on the front faring. So you got I'm on the phone to riossi saying what the fuck is going on I want it sorted or me cash back. So they said we will get you a new panel in and they did but the decals were now different so me says phook off I want me vfr back so they some how persuaded me they would sort it out as I was now hooked on me Bird you know how it is. Anyway the phone rings you stickers/decals are in so off we go back to the shop 4 hrs later sorry Mr P they have sent the wrong ones so off we go to pick up me bike again another few months pass no call so I ring them up and say have a cheque ready Its coming back you can't do that they say wanna bet you policy states that if you are not happy within 2 weeks you can have a full refund so i complained about this within said 2 weeks. And bugger me got a call week last monday your stickers are in MR P and Waite for 5 days later this time we only have them for one side of the bike..... ummmm I Phooking EXPLODE at the boss at Dixon's and bugger me its back today perrrrrrfik...Thank phook for that..
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AndyB
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Richard
Was that the shower of shite....I mean Riossi at Eye??
Andy B
Was that the shower of shite....I mean Riossi at Eye??
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fat bert
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All I can say is~~
IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT RICHARD!!!!!!!!
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for buying a BLUE ONE
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You bought the slowest colour [that's slowest speed and slowest customer service]
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ROFLMAO
Only kidding mate!!!
Remind me NOT to buy from Riossi???
IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT RICHARD!!!!!!!!
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for buying a BLUE ONE
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You bought the slowest colour [that's slowest speed and slowest customer service]
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ROFLMAO
Only kidding mate!!!
Remind me NOT to buy from Riossi???
PsychoBikerBen
Psychotic Artworker. RIP
NEVER
Have anything to do with anything that has been born or created out of
Shity City (Motorcycle City)
They have a long history of crap customer service and diabolical attention to mechanical detail.
Yes I know that their mechanics are probably good but it doesn't work out that way when they're ordered to cut corners in order to increase turnaround time.
Avoid the whole sorry debacle-Their not worth your time or your money:rant: :bang:
Have anything to do with anything that has been born or created out of
Shity City (Motorcycle City)
They have a long history of crap customer service and diabolical attention to mechanical detail.
Yes I know that their mechanics are probably good but it doesn't work out that way when they're ordered to cut corners in order to increase turnaround time.
Avoid the whole sorry debacle-Their not worth your time or your money:rant:
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mikew
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Hey Richard, here's a pressie for you
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A whole load of punctuation marks for future use !! :}
cos it gave me a headache trying to read your post ..... glad you got your bike sorted though ........
(Oh by the way, I'm colour blind to blue, it wuz a wind up !)
ok that wasn't really funny !!
regards
Mike :beer:
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A whole load of punctuation marks for future use !! :}
cos it gave me a headache trying to read your post ..... glad you got your bike sorted though ........
(Oh by the way, I'm colour blind to blue, it wuz a wind up !)
ok that wasn't really funny !!
regards
Mike :beer:
birdinflight
Registered User
Personally I prefer this version.........
Okay, chocks away:
purchased my new spiffing Blue Bird from Riossi in Peterborough in November 2002. Paraded her infront of a few of the chaps just to show off my macho image. Who should come in but Gentleman Mikew, who says, look old man, not sure how to break this news to you, but I say, your new toy has two different colours on the fairing. So, well you can imagine I was on the telephone to Riossi saying, now listen by jove, what sort of service is this? Now you good chaps sort this out or I shall have to have my money back. So they said, no problem Mr Richard we shall order that for you right away, grovel grovel. Unfortunately the pictures on the panels were different, now being a sort of symmetrical chap I wasn't to happy with this so I asked them if there was any possibility of having my old VFR back, in the nicest possible way of course. Well, those chaps know how to get on my good side and the persuaded me to hang on. So when the phone rang and they said Sir Richard your decals are in Sir, I naturally thought jolly hockeysticks and headed on down there. Now I was kept waiting for rather a long time only to be told that they were the wrong ones, well, i was a tad miffed and demanded an extra mars bar in compensation for my waiting. After several months of not hearing from them I decided that enough was enough, I had finished my mars bar and quite frankly it wasn't enough to keep me happy. I asked them for a refund, they said no, sir, you can't do that.........yes, I jolly well can I replied..........quoted usual policy things...........So blow me down when last Monday I had a telephone call saying your stickers are in...but we only have one side.......so I just decided it was time to show them who the boss was and I told them just what I thought of them in no uncertain terms.
My spiffing Bird is back today in absolutely perfect condition, thanks to those wonderful chaps at Riossi.
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Okay, chocks away:
purchased my new spiffing Blue Bird from Riossi in Peterborough in November 2002. Paraded her infront of a few of the chaps just to show off my macho image. Who should come in but Gentleman Mikew, who says, look old man, not sure how to break this news to you, but I say, your new toy has two different colours on the fairing. So, well you can imagine I was on the telephone to Riossi saying, now listen by jove, what sort of service is this? Now you good chaps sort this out or I shall have to have my money back. So they said, no problem Mr Richard we shall order that for you right away, grovel grovel. Unfortunately the pictures on the panels were different, now being a sort of symmetrical chap I wasn't to happy with this so I asked them if there was any possibility of having my old VFR back, in the nicest possible way of course. Well, those chaps know how to get on my good side and the persuaded me to hang on. So when the phone rang and they said Sir Richard your decals are in Sir, I naturally thought jolly hockeysticks and headed on down there. Now I was kept waiting for rather a long time only to be told that they were the wrong ones, well, i was a tad miffed and demanded an extra mars bar in compensation for my waiting. After several months of not hearing from them I decided that enough was enough, I had finished my mars bar and quite frankly it wasn't enough to keep me happy. I asked them for a refund, they said no, sir, you can't do that.........yes, I jolly well can I replied..........quoted usual policy things...........So blow me down when last Monday I had a telephone call saying your stickers are in...but we only have one side.......so I just decided it was time to show them who the boss was and I told them just what I thought of them in no uncertain terms.
My spiffing Bird is back today in absolutely perfect condition, thanks to those wonderful chaps at Riossi.
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PsychoBikerBen
Psychotic Artworker. RIP
BIF's Version
To be read in the voice of Mr Chumbly-Warner:}
To be read in the voice of Mr Chumbly-Warner:}
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fat bert
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It's like all the oiks from~~
PETERBOROUGH
They canna spell, punctuate or literate!!
btw Cyclops come from Peterborough ROFLMAO
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PETERBOROUGH
They canna spell, punctuate or literate!!
btw Cyclops come from Peterborough ROFLMAO
:neenaw: :neenaw: :neenaw:
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mikew
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Re: It's like all the oiks from~~
Bertimus old bean, an expression containing the immortal words "pot, kettle, black, calling" springs to mind.
I believe that the above was spelt correctly, punctuated correctly, and grammatically spot on,
and Cyclops, when you have the misfortune to encounter Bertie again ......
GIVE THE FOOKER A REET GOOD SLAP !!!
thanking you in anticipation of a job well done,
regards from the upper crust department in sunny Peterborough.:}
regards
mike
(actually I'm from Basingstoke, but hey, someone has to be):blush:
Bertimus old bean, an expression containing the immortal words "pot, kettle, black, calling" springs to mind.
I believe that the above was spelt correctly, punctuated correctly, and grammatically spot on,
and Cyclops, when you have the misfortune to encounter Bertie again ......
GIVE THE FOOKER A REET GOOD SLAP !!!
thanking you in anticipation of a job well done,
regards from the upper crust department in sunny Peterborough.:}
regards
mike
(actually I'm from Basingstoke, but hey, someone has to be):blush:
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fat bert
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ROFLMAO~~
Cyclops isn't really from Peterborough
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it got you both going eh?
Cyclops is from Derby.....and despite all that's said
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Cyclops isn't really from Peterborough
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it got you both going eh?
Cyclops is from Derby.....and despite all that's said
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mikew
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sigh ..........
.....Bert,
We don't care where Cyclops hails from, we just want him to ..
give you a slap, just for the hell of it ! :neenaw:
night night Bert !!
regards
.....Bert,
We don't care where Cyclops hails from, we just want him to ..
give you a slap, just for the hell of it ! :neenaw:
night night Bert !!
regards