Personally I prefer this version.........
Okay, chocks away:
purchased my new spiffing Blue Bird from Riossi in Peterborough in November 2002. Paraded her infront of a few of the chaps just to show off my macho image. Who should come in but Gentleman Mikew, who says, look old man, not sure how to break this news to you, but I say, your new toy has two different colours on the fairing. So, well you can imagine I was on the telephone to Riossi saying, now listen by jove, what sort of service is this? Now you good chaps sort this out or I shall have to have my money back. So they said, no problem Mr Richard we shall order that for you right away, grovel grovel. Unfortunately the pictures on the panels were different, now being a sort of symmetrical chap I wasn't to happy with this so I asked them if there was any possibility of having my old VFR back, in the nicest possible way of course. Well, those chaps know how to get on my good side and the persuaded me to hang on. So when the phone rang and they said Sir Richard your decals are in Sir, I naturally thought jolly hockeysticks and headed on down there. Now I was kept waiting for rather a long time only to be told that they were the wrong ones, well, i was a tad miffed and demanded an extra mars bar in compensation for my waiting. After several months of not hearing from them I decided that enough was enough, I had finished my mars bar and quite frankly it wasn't enough to keep me happy. I asked them for a refund, they said no, sir, you can't do that.........yes, I jolly well can I replied..........quoted usual policy things...........So blow me down when last Monday I had a telephone call saying your stickers are in...but we only have one side.......so I just decided it was time to show them who the boss was and I told them just what I thought of them in no uncertain terms.
My spiffing Bird is back today in absolutely perfect condition, thanks to those wonderful chaps at Riossi.
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