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Minkey

Ok it was me
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Have you ever had one of those moments when you mean to say something and the wrong word comes out?

One Easter I had spent saying have a good Easter to customers until my brain decided to come out with have a good Christmas.

Yesterday in the shop a customer came to my till wanting to purchase a spade and a fork, so I thought I would ask him if he was planning on spending the day digging. Unfortunately that was not what I asked my brain decided to change the word digging for something else.

What I actually asked him was was he planning on spending the day dogging:facepalm:, thankfully he thought it was funny as did the customer behind him :jaja-no:
 

Squag1

Can't remember....
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Mother-in-law used to have a Bucks Fizz if there was an event. She had a few and when asked requested a "Fuck$ Biz":eeek:
 

andyBeaker

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Have you ever had one of those moments when you mean to say something and the wrong word comes out?

One Easter I had spent saying have a good Easter to customers until my brain decided to come out with have a good Christmas.

Yesterday in the shop a customer came to my till wanting to purchase a spade and a fork, so I thought I would ask him if he was planning on spending the day digging. Unfortunately that was not what I asked my brain decided to change the word digging for something else.

What I actually asked him was was he planning on spending the day dogging:facepalm:, thankfully he thought it was funny as did the customer behind him :jaja-no:
Never happened to me.

Enjoy the rest of your Friday.

:eusa_doh:
 

Cougar377

Express elevator to hell
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Have you ever had one of those moments when you mean to say something and the wrong word comes out?

One Easter I had spent saying have a good Easter to customers until my brain decided to come out with have a good Christmas.

Yesterday in the shop a customer came to my till wanting to purchase a spade and a fork, so I thought I would ask him if he was planning on spending the day digging. Unfortunately that was not what I asked my brain decided to change the word digging for something else.

What I actually asked him was was he planning on spending the day dogging:facepalm:, thankfully he thought it was funny as did the customer behind him :jaja-no:
I think Freud would have loved a chat with you ..! ;)
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Once shopping for a large tin of Cocoa I asked the young lady who was stacking the shelves if she had any large tits?
 
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