• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

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BlackKnight

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My friends....today is a great day to die.....i come before you now....not to ask for your love....but for your hate......for when i enter the hell mouth...i will take this world with me..........i know........you are asking why......cause i am doing it for you................no more nights on the town........ladies saying they have my children in match box.........no my friends...i am here to amke a statement...........that it can be done.......it will be done...........see you on the other side................


BlackKnight....The New Evil Leader Of Good

CBR 1100xx:bandit:
 

Supabird1100

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Has Someone...........

Spent Good Friday in the 'pub and had one too many ????... or found a good source of 'herbal bacca' ?????:lol:
 

Jaws

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Wow !! How impressive.... I am real scared now...
Sooooooo... Ru, tell me.. which particular section of hell is sponsoring you ?
Are you a regular haides demon, spawn of the pit as it were ( better known as a Busa rider ) or something a bit special ?
 

Jaws

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Your right there BB.. Harry Potter has a LOT to answer for !
 
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Stealthbomber

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BLACKKNIGHT

WELCOME.

I will try and remember my manners, this is not the usual reception you get on here.:eek:
 
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BlackKnight

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YES MY FREINDS

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harry potter....reading to many bopoks....man...my life is on the road.......to edge i go.......for no fun...the spirit tells me the path and i follow....it is not my will to question the ...............................................GODS!!


remeber.eyes of steel!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Jaws

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Re: BLACKKNIGHT

Originally posted by Davie W
WELCOME.

I will try and remember my manners, this is not the usual reception you get on here.:eek:
Actually, yer, your right mate.. Very remiss of me.. Welcome to the forum BK where ever you are ...
And you have to be fair Davie, BK's first post was not exactly usual either !

Ok, if not Harry Potter, then perhaps Disk World books ? I mean there are more gods and demons in those than any other books ever written !
 
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BlackKnight

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real world

:lol:

there is nothing this world thats usual these dayys....and when i talk of demons and stuff....man....have you not been to glasgow!!!they hide ion the shaddows.....waiting till you turn ur back or lift up the match box children.....tis not safe sir....tis not safe...even for a man like me..........

shaddows will take us!!!!
 

Supabird1100

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Don't know about.........

'The shadow's taking us'......

I think it's time for the 'men in white coats' to take one of us !!!!
 
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BlackKnight

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shopping horror

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i am a cut clezan trained killing machine.....but my advise is....what was that noise?!??........did u hear that?.....be carefull.......i can escape....but ur post code is more north than my position!....i can only fear for u......but then i go to the pub.....and get a ?30 hocker to tell me i am making the correst choice.......

see you on the other side....

capture the darl light:yo:
 
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Fodder

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Blacknight......please send me 1/2 oz immediately!

P.S. Have to agree about Glasgow.........
 

Supabird1100

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1/2 oz Fodder ?...............

If his gear can warp yer brains like this then I would think 1/8oz would be ample !!!!!!


My God......what some people will take !!!!!!:} :}
 
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Stealthbomber

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Oh FOOK!

The Dark one has just mailed me

Reckons he will be among us at the bash. To be recognised by a long black leather coat, and boots with silver spurs.


Oh, and he said it is called a quarter not an 1/8th:eek: :eek: :eek:
 

Jaws

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BK........... Just so long as ya dinna arrive at the Bash on a big white stallion called Binky you will be very welcome mate !!
 
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Stealthbomber

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Jaws

Play yer cards on the safe side mate:h
 

Jaws

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Nah Davie.. I am alright mate.. you know the old saying..
Only the good die young ? Well I dont expect to be popping my clogs till I am about 287 if that is the case ! LOL !
Anycase, although I aint a Wizard I am a wizards apprentice, so should be able to see Death in person and have a chat when my time is up !
 
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Titan

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buffy or Angle

He is definately a fan , but i can`t make my mind up witch




cheers



Mrs T:beer:
 
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R2B2

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Mrs T...

... Witch...!!

Was that intentional, - or did you mean... which?
 
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