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Question?

Samster

chamon motherf*cker
What woman can do the following:

  • Wash up with her left hand
  • Skin up with her right hand
  • Sweep the floor with one leg
  • Do the dusting with the other leg
  • Give you a blow job
  • And open your beer with her arse?


A swiss army Wife! :neenaw:

Virtual beer on me anyone? :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
 

Supabird1100

Registered User
Yeah...go on then. I'll have a beer !!!!!

Oh, and Sam......send that Swiss Army Wife round to me, would ya ??? :lol:
 
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SteveG

Guest
Yeah right

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
But if she get's the cork screw attachment out, leg it..............
 
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El Diablo

Guest
V good

Chuckle chuckle ha ha :} :} :}
 
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