Precise maths

[livinabox]

Mathematics:

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.

It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings

where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
But what makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
are represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K..........8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E..........11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E ..........1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T..........2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G..........1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that whileHard work and Knowledge will get you close,

and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why some people are where they are!

 

[DeltaJulietGolf]

I remember when i use to work at Luton Vauxhall prior to the plant shutting down in 2002. Every team had Team Leaders & Foreman. They use to regularly advertise vacancies for Foreman, which were usually Team Leaders wanting to progress up the management ladder.
Some Team Leaders were that close to the Foremen you couldnt see where one stopped & the other one started.

On one of the shit house doors somebody had written....

Q: How do you get 4 Team Leaders on a bike?

A: Make one of them a Foreman & the other 3 will disappear up his arse!

Always made me chuckle. 8rfl@

 

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I remember when i use to work at Luton Vauxhall prior to the plant shutting down in 2002. Every team had Team Leaders & Foreman. They use to regularly advertise vacancies for Foreman, which were usually Team Leaders wanting to progress up the management ladder.
Some Team Leaders were that close to the Foremen you couldnt see where one stopped & the other one started.

On one of the shit house doors somebody had written....

Q: How do you get 4 Team Leaders on a bike?

A: Make one of them a Foreman & the other 3 will disappear up his arse!

Always made me chuckle. 8rfl@

sounds about right:-0)