Post-Derby-Meet Calamity~~~~!

[Fat Bert]

Well by now the Southern Pooftahs will be en-route to the Lord Derby meet

Wonder what calamity / gossip / news exlusive will break this time?

We've had the fictious Brain-fade episode

We've had the "confession" from Lim Plump [OG] that he's never owned a bike before

I wonder what story they will concoct this time round?

Guesses / ideas anyone?

 

[Wolfie]

that i did not make it cause my feckin headlight dont work??????



Second thoughts they have not prob. noticed that i am not there!!!. :B :B :B

 

[ianrobbo1]

Bert,!! if they cant make it to their own ''meet'' I shouldn't think they would get up to Matlock,!!

Watch the excuses come thick and fast,

After me, MAAAtlock's too faaar, Matlock's tooo faaarrrr :f :}

see first one's here already,

 

[D.S.]

that i did not make it cause my feckin headlight dont work??????



Second thoughts they have not prob. noticed that i am not there!!!. :B :B :B

I noticed ya not there cos I ain't going either (too busy and can't be arsed), nor is Sam (cos he's packing) & nor is Pierre (cos he's polishing his gloves with Brasso :} ). :neenaw:

 

[Wolfie]

slobbo, unlike yourself and the midland mincers, i do not want to ride up there and sit in a gay bar all night.

the pub at coalville would of got me to make the odd trip or two, but the gay bar..........errrr no thanks sweetheart!!!!



PS where the feck do you get a h7 bulb at 6.00pm ??????

 

[ianrobbo1]

slobbo, unlike yourself and the midland mincers, i do not want to ride up there and sit in a gay bar all night.

the pub at coalville would of got me to make the odd trip or two, but the gay bar..........errrr no thanks sweetheart!!!!



PS where the feck do you get a h7 bulb at 6.00pm ??????

you could nip over to Pierre's and ''borrow'' his, after all he's at home ''polishing'' his gloves,

and if we had a meet at Coalville, you'd probbly want to go to Matlock,!! :} etc,

 

[Wolfie]

yeah could of walked the 35 miles and got into shit city(something i have not done for 10 yr apart from the ace cafe), could of watched him polish them could not of I.

Then again could spend 3/4 of an hr running around everywhere looking for a feckin bulb!!!

You could of picked me up on yer way down.........but then i see you are not going this time either.....oh well.

 

[Fat Bert]

C'mon then Southern Pooftahs~~

News?

Gossip?

Piccies?

or was it really that boringzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[El Diablo]

watch

Watch the forum closely, something could be planned

:} :} :} :} :} :} :}

 

[D.S.]

Without Joe there was a lot of free space,

the words, pot, kettle and black spring to mind 8l1nd :f :}

oh and from what I here it was more like the Derby & Joan club without the presence of the usual suspects :m

 

[Fat Bert]

Joe~~

so it's a supposedly FAST kettle then is it???

El Diadblo...............getting those accounts done ya slacker or I'll be sending the dreaded VAT man round!!

 

[Wolfie]

Borrox!!!!!!!

 

[D.S.]

Borrox!!!!!!!

nah, I think ya meant BOLLOX

 

[Wolfie]

Yes, but i am a shy polite quiet person, so did not want to appear rude

 

[Wolfie]

i am watching him very close.

 

[Gatso shy]

Woooolfie

Yes, but i am a shy polite quiet person, so did not want to appear rude

w;;v

Hey Wolfie , I just saw the above,

somebody else is posting , as you !!! g0551p :xm

 

[Wolfie]

do you think that it is a c*r driver?????

 

[Supabird1100]

do you think that it is a c*r driver?????

I think it could be Lumpy......he's hijacked your account, Andy !!!!

 

[Wolfie]

it is okay , i caught the little fecker, how long do testicles take to cook???? :lick: :lick: :lick: