Pope vs Queen

[gypsy]

Pope vs Queen

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The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. Her Majesty and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the Queen says to the Pope, "Do you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every English person in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the royal-gloved wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Englishman in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by someone wearing a worse frock and hat than he, considers what he could do. "Your Majesty, that was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make every IRISH person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice." The Queen seriously doubts this, and says so. One little wave of your hand and ALL Irish people will rejoice forever? "Show me."
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So the Pope slapped the bitch.

 

[Centaur]

Pope, Queen and Ian Paisley in an aircraft

flying over ireland. Queen throws out some money with her picture on and says " There, that will please some of my people". Pope not to be outdone sprinkles some holy water out the window and says the same. Both look at IP. IP picks up the pope and throws him out of the window and says......























" There, that will please ALL of my people"